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Red Five

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  1. Thanks Melanie. Yeah I kind of figured that when a bunch of people who all spent years screaming "release the files!" got in charge and suddenly made it their top priority in life to not release the files.
  2. The surgeons really did an amazing job reattaching the top of his ear. You can't even tell he was shot there. By a bullet. From a gun.
  3. Same with Noem. Jake Tapper asked her the other day how it makes sense that the ICE nazi was within his rights to murder Good, and also that Trump was right in pardoning thousands of 1/6'ers who spent an afternoon beating up cops and trying to kill our elected leaders. Her head exploded and she started spouting gibberish. There is no rational defense for any of this and these people aren't good at spitting out word salad.
  4. Thought experiment: What would the reaction look like if Joe Biden, while being made to take weekly cognitive exams, was openly talking about invading Australia or something and going to war with NATO?
  5. If you have to even say it, should probably just go ahead and do it. Pick a crime, any crime. Start with child rape.
  6. Golly, almost like it's exactly what Russia would want.
  7. Better chance of a military coup at that point I think. It would be an illegal order. Or maybe I'm just an optimist.
  8. I wonder if when the interview was over, he walked away thinking "I just made the case for going to war with NATO on national television."
  9. Your gif should have been the follow-up question.
  10. 30 days past the deadline.
  11. Dude spent the years 2020-2024 thinking of all the different ways to make billions by being president again. Provided he could stay out of jail, of course.
  12. I know it's really far down the list of shit he's done, but I just can't wrap my mind around taking something from someone that is their greatest achievement in life. Like in 1994 demanding Tom Hanks give you his Oscar for Philadelphia. Then he reluctantly does. "Thanks Tom!"
  13. That would be infuriating. They were afraid to go hard after him on almost anything. Not his felony convictions, rapings, Epstein stuff.... Meanwhile they spent four months setting her and Walz on fire for anything and everything, including made up shit.
  14. I'm chuckling at what that must look like. Like you just keep scrolling, and scrolling, and scrolling.... and then finally you get to the part where he decides to run for president in 2015.
  15. Not enough power on earth to keep that running.
  16. I can't believe we needed a judge's ruling to decide that peaceful protesters can't be injured or arrested.
  17. Money and a college degree might help some there.
  18. So Charlie Kirk gets shot, and we all get told "better not hear one fucking bad word about him, or else!". A woman gets shot and killed in her car by nazis, and everyone in the administration immediately starts calling her a terrorist for no reason. Gotcha. I was thinking earlier how depressing it is that we haven't had any high profile republican defections yet. Guess I can remove the "high profile" part of that sentence. I guess the closest we got was MTG, but even that was like "Oh don't get me wrong, I'm still an evil nazi. I just don't like how he treated ME."
  19. I don't think he ever even suited up for a game here.
  20. This would be like if we showed up to a friendly neighbor's house one day and demanded that they give us their house. And they say "Um no, this is my house and I intend to keep it." And then we promise to make their lives a living hell until they give us their house. And this person had previously been one of our best friends.
  21. Does he understand that if China or Russia tried to do what we're going to do, attack a NATO country, the result would be World War 3?
  22. I think it's time for wild speculation. I'll guess Kobe Black.
  23. I've told this before, but I went to a Baptist wedding a few years back and the entire sermon was shit like that above. "You are now an extension of your new husband. It is your duty to do as he pleases" etc. I was absolutely dumbfounded, and everyone around me was just nodding along.
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