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Red Five

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  1. This is only about nine years overdone, but just try for a second to imagine Barrack Obama begging for a Nobel Peace Prize, and then trying to steal/bribe one off someone else. Hell he fucking won one of the things himself, and that is somehow considered worse than what Trump has done.
  2. So today we read Trump saying "We shouldn't have midterm elections". Y'all know what happens next right? He's going to keep saying it. Repeatedly. Then you'll hear other republicans saying it. And in a few months you're going to turn on your tv and see talking heads debating whether or not we should have midterm elections. Every. Fucking. Time.
  3. Oddly, I just had a cold pulled pork sammich with BBQ sauce. Granted I was starving but it was probably the best thing I've ever had.
  4. …. And then Noem came out and said that everything he did was perfect and the woman he shot was actually a terrorist.
  5. Would our military comply with orders to attack an ally for no reason? An ally being protected by all of our other allies? Also, I’m assuming that purposefully dissolving NATO would finally be enough to get him impeached. For whatever that’s worth. Probably still couldn’t get a conviction in the senate.
  6. Heard a reporter today ask Dotard basically "What do you say to the Premier of Greenland who said they don't want to be a part of the USA?". Dotard said "That's their problem." Greenland. An ally. NATO ally. It's hard to not come to the conclusion that he's doing this to break up NATO.
  7. “Don’t buy your child 37 dolls. One is fine.” -Dotard, who ran on lowering prices on fucking day one.
  8. He’s done a lot of unintentional hilarious shit, but not understanding why doctors keep making him take cognitive tests might be at the top. Does he think they just like watching him draw clocks and shit? “Watch this dude pick out the cartoon horse. Fucking amazing. Let’s do it again next week just because it’s so fucking awesome.”
  9. “They’re shutting down! They’re becoming human again! This is how we beat them!”
  10. That’s either a very elaborate hoax or the craziest shit ever. No real in between.
  11. I’m not even sure the car made contact with him at all.
  12. So Trump can’t commit crimes, and neither can his own private police force. I foresee no issues going forward.
  13. That's probably the best thing Trump has ever done as president. If this actually turns into something damaging... I give up.
  14. The word protector isn’t really needed there, although it’s technically correct.
  15. That’s either a hoax, or holy fucking shit.
  16. ... and the reason why Epstein is dead. Again, obviously.
  17. I've actually been waiting for a reveal that Trump was basically a partner with Epstein in the whole thing. And that's, obviously, the big cover-up.
  18. Stollen!
  19. She is smart and articulate and says the shit everyone should be saying and I definitely shouldn't comment on how hot she is as much as I do. But god damn.
  20. "... and the democrats keep electing this one old deranged felon, conman, and rapist president! Why do they keep doing that?"
  21. And they've probably all gotten some version of that. This was just the most recent.
  22. That’s gonna be pretty far down the list of shit future historians are baffled by.
  23. Weird pic. Looks like the chess club.
  24. But that's not going to happen. Minor detail.
  25. Conversation was politics-free.
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