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Red Five

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  1. He is very obviously, 100%, objectively, covering up child rape and child sex trafficking. The 35% don't care. At all.
  2. We're respected around the world again!
  3. Need to see him at guard first. After we're done in the portal Baker may not be one of our best two tackles or guards.
  4. .... because, she tried to drive away from the crazy masked goons with guns screaming at her and trying to get in her car.
  5. I have no idea what to expect from Christian or Coleman. And I'm also not crazy about the whole Baker to guard thing. I'd prefer to bring in two more guards and have Baker as the swing tackle.
  6. Shot her three times in the face at point blank range, immediately called her a "fucking bitch", and then let her die without any medical treatment.
  7. "I will punish you if you don't support me invading a NATO ally!" - the dude who was just "given" the Nobel Peace Prize.
  8. 8th floor here too! But in 1994.
  9. If the concept of fraud became self-aware and took human form, it would be Donald Trump. The idea that any of these people give one shit about fraud being committed is ridiculous.
  10. Just thinking out loud, if we add one more guard, then our two-deep at those two positions looks like Portal Dude, Baker (?), Sikorski, and.... I guess Christian or Coleman? Yeah I think we need two more guards.
  11. It's reached the point where it would be like being friends with a proud member of the KKK.
  12. Graham was saying things that were worse than anything any democrat has ever said about Trump. Then the next day, he was 100% on board.
  13. Yes. Some very old ones too.
  14. After 10-plus years.... "Here it is! Here's the healthcare plan! What do you think?" "This is just one page. And it has zero details of how this would even work. Where is that?" "Oh that will come later."
  15. This is only about nine years overdone, but just try for a second to imagine Barrack Obama begging for a Nobel Peace Prize, and then trying to steal/bribe one off someone else. Hell he fucking won one of the things himself, and that is somehow considered worse than what Trump has done.
  16. So today we read Trump saying "We shouldn't have midterm elections". Y'all know what happens next right? He's going to keep saying it. Repeatedly. Then you'll hear other republicans saying it. And in a few months you're going to turn on your tv and see talking heads debating whether or not we should have midterm elections. Every. Fucking. Time.
  17. Oddly, I just had a cold pulled pork sammich with BBQ sauce. Granted I was starving but it was probably the best thing I've ever had.
  18. …. And then Noem came out and said that everything he did was perfect and the woman he shot was actually a terrorist.
  19. Would our military comply with orders to attack an ally for no reason? An ally being protected by all of our other allies? Also, I’m assuming that purposefully dissolving NATO would finally be enough to get him impeached. For whatever that’s worth. Probably still couldn’t get a conviction in the senate.
  20. Heard a reporter today ask Dotard basically "What do you say to the Premier of Greenland who said they don't want to be a part of the USA?". Dotard said "That's their problem." Greenland. An ally. NATO ally. It's hard to not come to the conclusion that he's doing this to break up NATO.
  21. ā€œDon’t buy your child 37 dolls. One is fine.ā€ -Dotard, who ran on lowering prices on fucking day one.
  22. He’s done a lot of unintentional hilarious shit, but not understanding why doctors keep making him take cognitive tests might be at the top. Does he think they just like watching him draw clocks and shit? ā€œWatch this dude pick out the cartoon horse. Fucking amazing. Let’s do it again next week just because it’s so fucking awesome.ā€
  23. ā€œThey’re shutting down! They’re becoming human again! This is how we beat them!ā€
  24. That’s either a very elaborate hoax or the craziest shit ever. No real in between.
  25. I’m not even sure the car made contact with him at all.
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