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jimmyjazz

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  1. Today I'm extra proud my daughter signed with him. He's apparently a really decent guy. When an upholsterer who can shred a guitar knows more about civics than the fucking President, well . . .
  2. I had to go on a business trip to visit a manufacturer in Wausau, WI. For dinner they took us to a "fish camp", which was basically a private supper club that looked like it was last renovated in 1973. There were all kinds of couples in there, and almost all of them consisted of some depressed looking normal dude whose wife was wearing leggings and an oversized sweatshirt, with tacky makeup and teased out mall hair replete with the poofy bangs. Those sweatshirts were all hiding at least 160 lb of pure midwestern winterization. It was depressing as hell.
  3. Smart is great. Hot is great. Smart AND hot? Way better than great.
  4. Forgive me if this has already been pointed out: I don't understand how abortion remains a voting issue for pro-lifers when it comes to Presidential elections. Roe v Wade was overturned halfway through Joe Biden's term. It's a state issue now. Voting for Trump (which is laughable in and of itself re: abortion) accomplishes nothing.
  5. Motto worthy: "So, I stabbed him.’”
  6. So, Chewy sent our dog Gumbo a happy birthday card. We put Gumbo down months ago. I have the sads.
  7. Obviously the $ amounts aren't the same, but Vic seems to have the women's basketball machine running just fine. I have to believe there are more donors interested in the men's game, but I have no idea how much money they'd actually be willing to part with.
  8. When your ladies can't even top those of Penn State, Michigan State and Oklahoma, you have a problem.
  9. The guy has a lot of positives in his game. He'll get that wart coached out of him. Take the bad with the good.
  10. These people have no north star. Ten years ago every single person at that concert would have denounced Kid Rock as the degenerate no-talent assclown that he is. "Oh, he supports Trump? I've always been a Kid Rock fan!"
  11. jimmyjazz replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    This was amusing:
  12. Quoted for truth.
  13. There are good gingers? Answering my own question:
  14. I'm not gonna lie, I was glad to see a bunch of those boys jump in, but I was definitely wanting to see a much more serious beatdown. I hope this asshat gets fired. Yes, he'll do the gofundme route and raise a few hundred K, we can't stop that, it just is. I don't like that I'm getting more violent in my reactions to this shit but MAGA, you reap what you sow.
  15. For those who listen to E Hogan's morning show on 102.7 ESPN Austin, they finally fired that jackass Noah Kreitz. He might have been the worst local radio "personality" I've ever heard. Zero original content, talked over Hogan all the time, etc. The show is noticably better.
  16. jimmyjazz replied to tbone_'s topic in Music
    The first year they gave out that award, it went to Jethro Tull over Metallica. EDIT: what @G650 said.
  17. UT-RGV isn't devaluing UT-Austin. Also, I left out "ban the milkmen and the stupid dog".
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