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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. Nah, this year is going to be survival of the fittest.
  2. I will pay Dat Nguyen to come and kick Xian's ass. Fight me.
  3. So if young drunken Xian could control his vices and seek to get pussy, he would not be on this board tonight shitting on an underachieving Texas football team. He would be drunk getting pussy and singing Texas Fight.
  4. What makes you think he can't control his vices? Until Sark gets toted out of a hotel lobby in Indy like Rumlin, I am still a fan. Sark has done nothing at Texas for you to conclude that he can't control his vices. Florida and LSU are also 4-3. SEC SEC SEC I guess.
  5. And if Zach Evans was not a pussy, TCU would be leading OU now. Everybody is middle of the road this year.
  6. Damn, I am a hardcore Texas fan, but calling a recovering alcoholic Drunken Steve seems a little much. Fuck this shit. Texas football will survive and Steve will have success at Texas.
  7. Will his ashes be buried at Pyle facing the scoreboard?
  8. That sure took a lot of research just to shit on Texas football.
  9. Arch with a 36 yard completion.
  10. The announcer thinks his name is Arch Newman.
  11. Shake, Rattle and Roll on down the highway.
  12. The broadcast sound is screwed up. Garbled mess.
  13. So now Cincinatti vs Georgia is going to be the big move?
  14. How do we blame Sark, if the GOAT, Saban loses to Zach "Don't Bogart the football" Calzada. Damn, after seeing Worthy today, I would give Sark him a raise.
  15. Chill. Jimbo's gang of slap dicks are not beating Alabama tonight.
  16. Nick's sideline chick is thick. Nick is pissed.
  17. KY is a much better team than aggy.
  18. If Calzada beats Alabama will he get a statue?
  19. Right, if Bama gets beat by these losers it is pure comedy for BOB taking over for Sark. .
  20. Saban is going to fucking retire after this horse shit.
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