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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. Fuck it. Let's play out the string with wins, go on a roll, and sign a great early class.
  2. Whose ass would be kicked in a cage fight between 51 year old Queen Latifah "the Equalizer" and 81 year old Chuck Norris in a cage fight over in Brenham?
  3. Jimbo vs BOB. BOB wins by a nose, chin or some shit like that.
  4. I hope Jimbo has to go to Normangee, North Zulch, Jewett, and Marquez to recruit.
  5. I predict that Texas wins on Saturday because we are the better football team. Fuck OU Sucks.
  6. I predict pain on Saturday night when Saban goes in dry and then a bunch of "season ending" aggy injuries to Spiller and every other aggy with a puncher's chance at the NFL.
  7. Can I compare Barton to Brian Urlacher or would that be a no no?
  8. Preparing all summer for Bama? Preparing their asses for sure.
  9. Terry Tate(r) could be a pretty good linebacker.
  10. Lincoln Riley thinks Ed Orgeron is a great orator.
  11. All he did in high school was lean on smaller players. He can't do that now.
  12. When he retires, Lincoln Riley wants to join Tim Brando in the broadcast booth.
  13. aggy is dog shit too so those are toss ups.
  14. Lincoln Riley drank so much Fresca he snowed in his pants.
  15. War Grackle! New turdition.
  16. Lincoln Riley made sure his daughter took plenty of condoms with her on prom night.
  17. They do have bird chests.
  18. This steaming pile of shit ain't beating Mizzou, or anyone else but Prarire View.
  19. That little motor mouth punk is the face of your recruiting program. My god.
  20. J Fisher says we need to cipher with Miss Jane, Jethro and Ellie Mae, and then swim in the cement pond.
  21. Is chasing Florida spring break pussy a firing offense??
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