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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. There was an ag from Qatar Who kept his jizz in a jar He enjoys Ramadan Cause he meets many a man Come to pleasure him from near and far
  2. You know the rules, we need to see videos.
  3. Hell, I’ll fight all of you fuckers!
  4. The other one probably has a few extras. It's easier to play the six-string when you have six digits.
  5. Someone needs to let him know that Helton is a Serb.
  6. If the mountain won't come to Moose...
  7. South Austin's mom begs to differ. She's never gone back.
  8. They really should formally add “Bates” to the name of that town.
  9. In shorts, drunk, and stupidly talking too much is no way to go to the spring game, Bevo.
  10. Walden has become obliviously numb.
  11. The three biggest employers are the USAF, Santa Fe railroad, and the stockyards. It's loud and it stinks. A friend of mine who was stationed there kept telling my wife and me how lucky we were to be in Alamogordo. That's pretty fucking bad.
  12. Dain bramaged.
  13. You're comparing Landons to Lorandos.
  14. Wow, that puts even Jimbo to shame.. Well, Candi and her tennis coach didn't shoot up a bunch of banks. Although, she did get to take the money and run.
  15. I remember him picking up a crucial 15 yards against aggy late in the game in 2011.
  16. Like you’re someone to bitch about weather alerts.
  17. Pearls of wisdom from Surly's relationship expert (light and middleweight classes).
  18. Would love to have him just because of his dad's history. Too bad Beano's no longer around.
  19. DDT did a job on him
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