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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Your GF's into anal? Congrats.
  2. "I've met a lot of dishonest, cheating West Pointers. If I want the truth, I ask a Texas Aggie" - General George Patton
  3. I've seen worse.
  4. So you are saying they can't money whip somebody?
  5. Vic is thankful that he wasn't alive back then.
  6. So, you won't be signing onto his new venture where he and Hamm partner-up and go independent to cover recruiting?
  7. The dream The reality
  8. How did she handle the javelin?
  9. Futureman doesn't like being put on Moop.
  10. For once, I won't bring up the rules and ask for pics.
  11. In fairness, it does seem forever since aggy last won a championship.
  12. T.rexes never masturbated due to their short arms. It is known (for the GRRM tie-in).
  13. Lot of dudes in uniforms running around with play swords. A little homoeroticism in the background. Rural setting with distrust of those in the big city.
  14. Shitty double post, still better than aggy’s spring game though
  15. Regrets, he’s had a few...
  16. Depending on what choices she makes in future, you might have pre-deadnamed her. You're a soon-to-be bad person.
  17. Defense wins championships in the SEC West.
  18. It's very clear by this time that even the vaunted aggy network isn't going to get Hamm another job. He's essentially rendered himself unemployable by those who were sucking up to him and cheering his every witticism and zinger a few years ago. Not even an insurance salesman would be stupid enough to hire him, especially one who watches a lot of film.
  19. That's part of the problem with a serious neck injury.
  20. General Patton faced the Wehrmacht and the Waffen SS. But he never took on several mini-Ditkas.
  21. He's so excited. I think he just banged Daenerys.
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