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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Your mom likes my twig and berries.
  2. That's just the way it is Some things'll never change That's just the way it is And aggy will believe them
  3. He loves Jane Austen fanfic.
  4. Even Vic and Subliminal would’ve wanted early-Tawny.
  5. Ah, but aggy’s assistant assistant recruiting coordinator is ready to step-up and is an upgrade over his predecessor.
  6. Do you even Shaggenfreude?
  7. Scipio’s take should be insightful.
  8. I used to love Yton Lorando and Dwan.
  9. When we got engaged all those years ago, I promised your mom that I would love you as much as one of my own children. I lied.
  10. In our initial years together, I often suggested to my wife that bringing another woman into the relationship would preserve her body, keep her rested, able to focus on our kids, etc. Selfishly, she never would listen to reason. Now, after more than a quarter of a century together, she's starting to get worn down. I'm a regular Nostradamus.
  11. You're definitely Vic's polar opposite.
  12. Too early yet to decide about the impact of the French Revolution.
  13. In the year 2525, if aggy is still alive, If the SEC can survive, they may find...
  14. I hope that you're a pediatric urologist and not a Doctor of Divinity.
  15. If this guy is looking for a "new Hitler", Braun could provide some assistance and insight.
  16. Didn't she used to have a boyfriend?
  17. (Referring to South Austin's mom): After I climbed offer, I rolled her over and proctor.
  18. Mackovic thought he was a generational FB.
  19. I love Savion's game/no Homo.
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