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Spawn of Cthulhu

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Everything posted by Spawn of Cthulhu

  1. ' I'm pretty sure this guy liked to flash his aggy ring around.
  2. Jimbo’s not worthy! Jimbo’s not worthy!
  3. Mr. Albert Hollis to the courtesy phone, please...
  4. Your mom liked his Midwestern stiffy and thought it fit just fine (despite her normal laxity). The success was indeed sustained, albeit just for an hour or three.
  5. He was given 3 years credit for the trade-in on his spleen.
  6. Linguist said all the right things. He's very clever.
  7. Bruxism is the medical/dental term for gnashing and grinding of teeth.
  8. I came on Eileen.
  9. Jesus built quite an OL with 5 loaves of bread. Imagine what Jimbo can do with only 2 loaves.
  10. Memphis would be a natural fit.
  11. Somebody needs to contact Trojan Princess ASAP. I think she's in a very bad place mentally.
  12. She doesn’t drink much, though. On the bright side, it’s cheaper to go out and she’s a permanent designated driver (a major plus in my younger days).
  13. They're still #1 in winning internet polls.
  14. I said the same thing to my wife early in our marriage. Unfortunately, she stuck to one side of the ball.
  15. BC also says "what is dead may never die". He's our Ironborn recruiter.
  16. Is this just fantasy?
  17. Icono thinks RV shares TMI.
  18. Smoke and mirrors, bitches! TH is really Penn and possibly Teller, too.
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