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Spawn of Cthulhu

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Everything posted by Spawn of Cthulhu

  1. Come and keep your comrade warm
  2. I'm still a little miffed that Ricky Williams couldn't even break 100 yards against Oklahoma State in 1998. I know that they schemed against him, but still. Not a Heisman-worthy performance. Of course, they did give up over 400 yards passing to a guy who couldn't even beat out Chris Simms.
  3. Y'all need to quit being idiots about Savion.
  4. Y’all are pUTzes.
  5. Not if you have a professional license.
  6. They didn't fear the reaper, but that's definitely not BOC.
  7. "My 600 Pound Analyst" would be a great show on the LHN.
  8. There are quite a few white women in Tallahassee.
  9. Yamamoto once said he could win Midway with a fleet of Imperial Naval Academy graduates, but would win the Pacific with a handful of Tokyo Aggies.
  10. Maybe he should get out and start banging some moms (present company's excepted).
  11. Someone just paged Paul Johnson at the airport.
  12. The Big Guy knows there's only one way to deal with pandas.
  13. He's no Jordan Hicks.
  14. An aging ex-Florida SunHag finds this picture quite vibrator-worthy.
  15. They've got the hear no evil and see no evil parts down.
  16. Could use a couple of tiger cubs and a pair of sandals.
  17. The first author on the above paper, a Dutch PhD, wishes to dispute your claim.
  18. Trying to get back to standard recruiting topics.
  19. Stay out of her nostrils next time. Guess all orifices look alike to you.
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