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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
I don’t think we can match them if they really go after Warehime.
Texas recruiting notes 2019
I see that Barney's has a large selection. That's a surprise.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
That's his twin brother, Quad.
Texas recruiting notes 2019
Only rapper I've ever wanted to slam it with.
Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Why did Hot Lips Houlihan have to go to the hospital?
Because she had Major Burns on her face.
Prayers for Derrian Brown (UPDATE: Transfer Portal)
In for more than tree fiddy.
Texas recruiting notes 2019
Thou shalt not bring up dogs in the presence of Hanukkat.
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wake me in 19 pages. Then I'll party like it's 14999.
Texas recruiting notes 2019
Tell Me About Texas a&m
The wife of the fat dude who lives next door once told us her special recipe for sweet tea: she puts in an extra 2 scoops of sugar. I felt like I’d better send that in to Hints From Heloise.
Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Other way around. Most Auburn fans are pretty realistic. It’s the Bama fans who seem more over the top. Let’s not forget about the dude poisoning the sacred Auburn toilet paper trees.
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Sweet tea is piss my dude.
First thing I learned when I moved to FL was to specify "unsweet tea". Phlegm knows of what he speaks.
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Does she take after her mom, perchance? And, if so, how old is she (asking for my sons)?
Tell Me About Texas a&m
You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.
Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
By the end of this year we’ll learn that LSU, UGA, and Clemson are only motivated when they play SEC West teams.
Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
If JS signs with us and then immediately goes into the portal to transfer to the great Jimbo, will aggy insist that the 2019 rankings be redone?
Yay Offseason! Iconic Texas Longhorn Images
The chick with the pseudo-nose pick? Pulling a Seinfeld?
Texas recruiting notes 2019
Applewhite Out
I'll take all six at once. They look cheerful, young, and willing. As long as #6 doesn't request to sit on my face...
Yay Offseason! Iconic Texas Longhorn Images
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