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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. ctj’s hand size
  2. Her hands are bigger than Card’s.
  3. They’ll just have Clemenza or Toonces show up one night when he calls for an uber driver from the bar.
  4. I believe his name means he has like 12 limbs. And a tail.
  5. Which one will Herman leave on the sideline when it's fourth-and-two at midfield with a couple of minutes to go?
  6. Big Gulp.
  7. You might be right. Good thing you're not GoinInDryHorn.
  8. Ain't sure if that's a 300# total or 300# per.
  9. Shit, I curl 315 for reps (3 sets) at 210# and 50+ years on my non-squat days (so usually twice weekly). I'd post some vids but you'd probably try to pick apart my form.
  10. User name checks out, unfortunately.
  11. If there are visible large genitals, that's a girl spotted hyena.
  12. They think the Muppet dude is a great recruiter?
  13. If she's that lonely, perhaps she can pm South Austin's mom.
  14. After reading his preview of aggy vs Bama, I'm rethinking the wisdom of laying down a couple of grand on Bama +10.
  15. He was never the same after his Stingray started to swerve.
  16. Don't forget that they're playing at Kyle East. It's in the bag.
  17. He was conceived in the stock room of a Pep Boys.
  18. Pool...something,something...black people...something, something.../katfid
  19. South Austin's Great-Grandmother?
  20. I've got to say, you're not a bad looking guy (very well-groomed). You're nothing like your avatar.
  21. There are plenty of well-written testimonials of fans of other teams who journey to College Station see a game. To a man and/or woman, all are universally overcome by the pageantry, history, and tradition of Kyle. Karen is no different, though her commitment level is awe-inspiring. The gallantry and all-around friendliness of ordinary ags have won her heart.
  22. aka Mack’s spine
  23. Marriage has that effect.
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