Everything posted by Your Mom
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Armchair psychologists that “know” what’s in Quinn’s head based on his play are my favorite.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Quinn… Arch… who gives a shit? Hill, Simmons, Sorrell, Barron all start. That’s what fucking matters.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I don’t give a shit who starts or who finishes at QB. Hill, Simmons, Sorrell, Barron are the guys who win this game.
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Did they ever make a movie about the long lost Elder son who got into a pickle selling Mitsubishis for the people?
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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
Ah yes, don’t forget about that one case from 30 years ago where it might have made a difference. If the cops aren’t investigating because they are butthurt, that’s a cop-caused issue.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I don’t know who Bell is but his demeanor on the sideline is a fucking cancer on the team. You can clearly read his mind through a 5 second shot on TV and see that he hates winning.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Next man up. It’ll be time to start shitting on Arch.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
It’s a 1A School that had a floundering football program with really old gear, not very many players, and not much budget. They rehired their old coach and all of a sudden a lot more kids wanted to play and they just were short on gear.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Rick Barnes is slow as shit and his deep ball worse than Marty Cherry’s.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
People who knew him knew he was a shitty person way back then too. There just wasn’t a twitter to get the word out to the masses.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
And killing clock with the run was what we needed anyway and it was working.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
What kind of question is that? Gee, I don’t know. Beautiful face, tight figure, looks at least halfway athletic, doesn’t have an annoying voice.. I mean, I guess, if you’re into that sort of thing.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Having us knock them out of their best shot ever at an SEC championship game berth followed immediately by getting their asses kicked by a Big 12 team might just bring more joy than I can take.
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aggy @ Auburn
Yeah but it’s nice when we can manipulate them into picking one back up.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Flavored sodas are all terrible. I like cherries. And I like vanilla. And I like sodas. But they’re all better on their own.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You don’t have the first fucking clue what play was called, whether it was audibled into, nor what his pre-snap reads were that led him to going to that side. There was without a doubt other options on that play but most of them were been eliminated prior to the snap. You make it sound like they’re out there playing sandlot football at recess. You tend to do that a lot, mostly because you’re a fucking idiot.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I’m still not buying that he is a real aggie. It has to be an elaborate long term troll job.
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Tell me about New York City
What’s the best Hilton property in Manhattan? I’m sending the girlfriend and her daughter up there for 3 nights. I’ll probably join them for part of the trip and leave them alone for the rest. I have a free night and enough points for 2 more at any property up there. They are seeing a concert at Barclays in Brooklyn one night but doing typical Manhattan shit the others. Restaurants, a Broadway show, one of the museums, Central Park… I’m sure they’ll walk thru Times Square but they don’t want to stay there, nor would I. Hilton Midtown on 53rd? Any better options? I thought there was a Conrad Midtown but I’m only seeing one downtown now. We’re all pretty content with Doubletrees and Hamptons on most trips but I’d hate to waste a free night on that.
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Wrongful termination?
You should make the new drug blue.
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Boise, Idaho
Make sure you pronounce the S like an S and not a Z. It’s serious business out there.
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Tennessee orange and Texas burnt orange are two very different colors and neither one of them is going to turn into the other one just by fading.
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
That would add to the appeal of it.
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What time will A&M game kick? WTF Wedding shower at 3 pm....
I’d start by asking your wife why she is so intent on you being down on Rainey Street on Saturday evening? Sounds suspicious. Hope you can swim better than the others could. And also, Uber is the answer here. Not even Uber black. Issues like this really should’ve been settled 38 years ago. My girlfriend knows that I would bend over backwards and move mountains to help her out with the important things in life. But there is no fucking way she would ever tell me she’s too good for Uber and expect me to miss a game for some high maintenance bullshit.
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Not new, not classic, semi-old shitbox car thread
I think you’ve had more car accidents documented on this site than I’ve ever had in my life. If I were you, I’d be driving some kind of a tank with lots of airbags.
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
I’m not a Covid denier or anything like that. It was real, more could’ve been done, etc.. blah blah blah… but I’m done celebrating that shit.