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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
For those who don't know the name, myself included: Jackson Blackwell
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Colorado is going to wake up next year and realize they're back in the Big XII; they've had eight losing seasons in a row; they're in debt, and Primetime has left the building. It is going to be fucking bleak, and I am here for it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Four in a row! Seriously, dude, you should consider shutting the fuck up once in awhile. No one wants to wade through your inane diarrhea on every goddamn thread. Even on ignore you're a fucking beating. Like, I legitimately hope the next frontier in NIL involves an extension to Surly posters, as in No Input aLlowed. You'd be in line for a fat stack of cash.
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2025 S Jonah Williams
- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Three pages of edging from Brauny before he says, "It won't be Aggy."- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Did somebody say the narrativ?!?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
That is a salty bitch.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Prepare your anus for the Kenny Baker Supremacy Era.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
The aggies seem to think EJ Smith is going to step up. In four years at Stanford he had a total of 550 rushing yards. They may be barking up the wrong tree.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Nahlin isn't quite the kiss of death on recruits as Geoff Ketchup, but he's pretty damn close.- Who is winning the great $9.95 Longhorn streaming wars?
Thought I would update these numbers three months later, with football season on the horizon. Note this is the average of the last 12 "livestreams" for each of the following three channels. If a stream was less than 6 hours old, it was excluded from the analysis. ON TEXAS FOOTBALL (55,500 subs) March 17: 4,640 views May 7: 6,430 views August 6: 7,030 views (+9 percent) INSIDE TEXAS (8,200 subs) March 17: 2,470 views May 7: 3,360 views August 2,780 views (-21 percent) ORANGEBLOODS (19,600 subs) March 17: 1,960 views May 7: 2,110 views August 6: 2,200 views (+4 percent) Probably the biggest change in the last three months is that On Texas Football is continuing to grow subscribers (adding 10,000 in the last three months, which is more than the total of Inside Texas). On Texas Football is emerging as the most widely watched vodcast (is that still a term?) in the Texas Football universe. We'll take another look at the numbers in the middle of football season, when viewership should be at an annual peak.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
This will not end well. (For Hamm)- Tell Me About Michigan
If you bothered to read the article, that's exactly what they did.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.- 2022 Transfer WR Agiye Hall
User name checks out.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Very disappointed, I must say, that their t-shirts don't say TWELVE MOM- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Wow, satexas nailed it except for step 8. For aggy, step 8 is: "As a good Ag: Fall in line, rally around the new coach, and browbeat all potbangers who don't get on board with the narrative that this was our guy all along."- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
If a guy with that signature can't get behind Saint Heef, what hope is there for the rest of Aggy fandom?- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Super popular Italian singer. Here's one of his most famous songs.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
This explanation, from an aggy, is more or less consistent with what I remember. Patel was the operator of this Ramada.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Honestly, it's a good day for aggy. They looooove to play the victim. They looooove to be aggrieved. They looooove to think that the evil SIPs and the SEC are conspiring against them. Now they get to bear this enormous grudge and grievance for the next two decades. They'll get off on that forever. This is the crucible by which the pure aggies are revealed and the frauds are exposed, and all that bullshit. Then there are the heroes. TexAgs guy who asked the question and what shot down by Schloss is Davy Crockett, defending the Alamo. He will not be forgotten. Looch knew the whole time but didn't say anything because he wanted to let the guys enjoy their national title run. He was close with Schloss, had the scoop, but wanted to let the aggies enjoy their moment. What a guy. So informed, but such a dyed-in-the-wool ag. Another hero.- Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
You are not kidding about that time stamp. My goodness. Brauninger looks and speaks like the fat kid who just had his ice cream stolen by a bully. It's amazing. - Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
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