Everything posted by SimkinsMan
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I'd be shocked if Schloss does anything other than thank A&M for the opportunity, and praise his ballplayers.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It's fun to follow cult work its way through something that should be absolutely shattering to their self-perceived aura of exceptionalism. Aggy's rationalization within the last 24 hours seems to be: It's OK that he's going to our arch-rival Texas, because that's the nature of the game. But it's unconscionable that he lied to a reporter about leaving Texas A&M. That's what we really care about. It's not that he's spurning A&M for our biggest rival. It's that he misled us. The beauty of this deflection is that it allows them to compartmentalize the reality that Texas is a more desirable place for elite coaches, that Texas is daddy. It allows them to ignore the fact that they got punked in the most embarrassing way. With this rationalization, their baseball coach is not leaving because aggy is a second-class citizen in Texas that never wins championships, has dopey traditions, and shitty administrators. The real cause of Schloss' departure is that he's a lying motherfucker who deserves the cesspool of Austin. Aggy is elite. Schloss is scum. We'll kick his ass. It's glorious.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
He's about 70 years old. People were carping about Sark having a young personnel director. Sark's response: "Alright bitches, how you like me now?"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Ffuck yeah!
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2026 QB Dia Bell
For the record, Sark has now recruited: Ewers, Murphy, Manning, Owens, Lacey, and Bell. That's six four- and five-star ballers since January 2021. Here's how Texas did in the decade prior to Sark's arrival. 2010: Case McCoy, Connor Wood 2011: David Ash 2012: Connor Brewer, Jalen Overstreet 2013: Tyrone Swoopes (if you're a real masochist, go back and look at the entire 2013 class. Torbush) 2014: Jerrod Heard 2015: Kai Locksley, Matthew Merrick 2016: Shane Buechele 2017: Shane Ehlinger 2018: Casey Thompson, Cam Rising 2019: Roschon Johnson 2020: Hudson Card I mean, holy fucking shit, right?
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Look, the Hermans can have the memes. We'll keep the great football coach. I think it's a fair trade.
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2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
- Non Texas Recruiting 2025: Look at the poors trying so hard
The proper terminology: LSU is having a sad.- Updates on former Longhorn football players
Scott Derry has a roofing company south of Houston. Recently did some work for me on a very tricky job and he absolutely nailed it. Price was right, too. Highly recommended.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Here's what I would say in regard to the hand-wringing over Lacey. For anyone who wandered through the wilderness of QB recruiting from 2010 to 2020, and by God it was a fucking beating, it is difficult to worry overmuch about the current efforts. Here's a refresher on who we took: 2010: Case McCoy, Connor Wood 2011: David Ash 2012: Connor Brewer, Jalen Overstreet 2013: Tyrone Swoopes (if you're a real masochist, go back and look at the entire 2013 class. Torbush) 2014: Jerrod Heard 2015: Kai Locksley, Matthew Merrick 2016: Shane Buechele 2017: Shane Ehlinger 2018: Casey Thompson, Cam Rising 2019: Roschon Johnson 2020: Hudson Card Go ahead and take a hard drink of liquor after reading that list. Maybe two. I'll wait. Anyway, we've gone from a collection of misfits and mis-evaluations to Quinn, Malik, Arch, Owens, and the plan going forward seems to be to take the best available QB every year. Happiness is realizing is that if Lacey is not him, there are other guys on the roster who definitely will be.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Cool, thanks. My apologies to @speed817- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Maybe don't put private correspondence like this out in public. Share the sentiment? Sure.- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
It was the Lindenwood College for Women until 1969. Which may seem like a long time ago, but it's three decades after Aggy won its title.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
No shit. They could have had a journalism school by now if their alums hadn't gotten scared of a black woman running their journalism department.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Best in the biz. (Of selling desktop trading solutions, or some shit).- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Speaking of the land of no money. Check out the poors next door.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Seems like a Ffrench commit might open the door to some tasty ffromage puns. We would have an abondance of riches at the position. We could easily go brie, ffour, or ffive wide at the position with studs.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I'm going to predict they eventually call the QB "House," under the presumption that he will continually take their offense to "the House." But the racists among them are definitely going want to nickname him "Old War Husan."- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I consider it a small win that CTJ hasn't named the poor guy Kenny JAG-ker yet.- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Excuse me, did Howell lump Emmanuel Choice in with Lockett and Moore? A composite three-star who ranks among the top 60-120 wide receivers in the country? Is this how they convince themselves they signed a top-flight class under the Elk?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
It would be the salad days of the Sarkisian era.- Who is winning the great $9.95 Longhorn streaming wars?
I don’t disagree. Certainly my kids are that way. Great for them. But I’m GenX and don’t want to sit around watching videos all day. Not to go old man screaming at clouds, but endlessly scrolling YT and TikTok and Reels ain’t for me. So this site is, in fact, perfect. It’s irreverent. Funny. Occasionally intelligent. Seeing you get bitch slapped on the regular. Can jump in and out. Just enough information to keep the cheese puns tolerable. It’s great.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
- Non Texas Recruiting 2025: Look at the poors trying so hard
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