Everything posted by SimkinsMan
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
So in LatinAggie's happy little world: aggy beats Texas 47-17 (very very unlikely) Texas has 4 or more SEC losses (possible, but unlikely) aggy wins the national championship (ijbol) Reality is going to be a bitch.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Looks like he will be portaling to TDCJ.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
When someone says "let him cook, let him cook" Elko is like damn right it's dinner time you mfers.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Excuse me, sir. He said, "No joke." Therefore it must be true.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Obviously! It's part of the Snakey-ESPN conspiracy to hold down the Ags. And now it's been bolstered by alignment with the on3 network and The Athletic podcast. It's all just too unfair for the good ole Ags.
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Who is winning the great $9.95 Longhorn streaming wars?
It's been about a month and a half, so let's see who's moving up, and who's moving down. The averages below are for the last 12 live streams on each outlet's YouTube channel. ON TEXAS FOOTBALL (45,200 subs) March 17: 4,640 views May 7: 6,430 views INSIDE TEXAS (7,100 subs) March 17: 2,470 views May 7: 3,420 views ORANGEBLOODS (18,900 subs) March 17: 1,960 views May 7: 2,110 views Analysis: All of the channels saw growth during the last six weeks, but On Texas Football did the best both in terms of raw numbers and percentage growth. At this point Bobby and co. are averaging significantly more than IT and Orangebloods combined. I'll try to do this again at the end of June, when there should be more activity following the Texas summer camps and likely more commitments to talk about.
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Dabo and Clemson
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
His nickname checks out. "Badguy" has 8 receptions in 2 years at Baylor.
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Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)
No, but he was mad as hell about the cheese bandits at his second lunch.
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Who is winning the great $9.95 Longhorn streaming wars?
Jordon Davison is a milksop.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yes. Aggy has almost caught up. Whoop! What's more remarkable about the UT deal is that we signed it right in the middle of our Chuckles doldrums.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
The inexplicable love being shown for Arkansas on this page can fuck itself in the face. Pig hates us and the feeling is mutual.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
To class.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Some real talk on TexAgs today ... But the yell leaders need to lead more yells ... And some horse laugh fans
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Who is winning the great $9.95 Longhorn streaming wars?
What I love about Surly is that, despite the front that this is a bunch of amoralistic shitheads, the most intelligent "fan" discussions of Texas sports happens here. Like, it's possible to have differing opinions, and we at least try to get past the veneer of blind homerism for our team. We don't (generally) dogpile the fans of opposing teams if they bring something to the discussion. And if you say ignorant things like "ketch thinks" you're sent packing. In summary, fuck all of you.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Between that and auctioning his stuff on Twitter, he's more than half way to six figs. Aggy network at its finest. Whoop!
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Is Sark the one? Understands modern football landscape, and doesn't bitch about NIL Can recruit Great at roster management and upgrading talent Develops talent Hires credible coaching staff Godlike QB coach Good with alumni and donors Runs a 21st century offense Not old or fat as fuck Improving as game-day coach Wins games The list of question marks about him appears to be getting shorter and shorter ...
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
One might even say he's not throwing away his shot.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Please use the proper nomenclature. It is the Gulf Coast Offense.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Let me just say that these summaries you've been doing, of late, are super appreciated.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
I think it's simpler than that. They're just angling for the prime contract after the next Bonfire disaster.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I pray this guy is not toia with my emotions.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Written in 2011, when we were all young and innocent and didn't need to take our metamucil. Poor kid got banned from Tech for awhile but eventually went to school there and graduated. Looks like this is his Insta. Can only be judged by Mike Leach, apparently.