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Brisketexan

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  1. ....and getting dumber, every single fucking second.
  2. Fucking love it. When the SS shows up, you tell them to fuck off. Always. 100% of the time, no exceptions.
  3. Satchel gets it. We'll pay more for energy, pay $1,500 more in taxes per household each year, shut down all education, etc......so long as we don't have to acknowledge that minorities exist. The amount of self-immolation this state will do just so we can also be dicks to minorities still amazes me. "At least my kids won't have to hear about slavery in school!"
  4. In a ridiculous coincidence, my wife and I were just talking about Gerardo, and whatever happened to him. Dudes. He's a pastor in Kentucky.
  5. Qualifications and credentials are woke.
  6. No need to use your imagination. We have photos. It starts with camps....which we are currently operating, and building a SHITLOAD more of: Then, you cram way more people into them than they have capacity for. We're doing that already, too: Then, you get to the final step. Or, "solution," if you will.... There are fools, idiots, and evil men here in our country who will tell you that because the third photo hasn't happened here (that we know of) yet.....the fact that the first two photos are being repeated is of no moment, and we're being "hysterical and alarmist." Alternate theory: maybe we're just suggesting that we stop this shit before the inevitable third photo happens BECAUSE WE'VE READ THIS FUCKING BOOK BEFORE AND THE FIRST TWO PHOTOS ARE ALREADY HAPPENING ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.
  7. That guy's wrong. DeSantis and the rest of MAGA didn't bow to a pedophile. They did much, much more than that. They pledged to him their undying allegiance. They swore a blood oath to be loyal to him at all times, in all circumstances, damn the truth or what's right. To pedophiles, MAGA politicians have pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. Those fuckers should lose ALL of those things.
  8. ^^^^^ For the record, NOT my sock account. But it made even me do a double-check.
  9. I suspect that Defendant Rye will name "Whiskey" as a responsible third party.
  10. Yes. Yes. Yes. If you have an agency/gov't entity that on day X is performing a law enforcement/quasi-law enforcement function, and (1) is largely doing so lawfully, (2) recruiting and hiring reasonably competent people within hiring and training norms that have historically existed, that (3) has policies that mirror most well-established law enforcement policies (things like "obey the 4th amendment), but then on day Y (1) is doing so unlawfully with regularity, so much so that it seems to be the rule as to how they operate, not the exception, (2) is hiring utterly unqualified people, many of whom just want to crack some mexican skulls, include literally convicted (and now pardoned) criminals (J6ers), including a shitload of members of white supremacist/militia movements (Proud Boys), and giving them 47 days of total training, while (3) having policies - both actually written and unwritten - to completely disregard all constitutional protections (fuck the 1st and 4th amendments in particular), increase the size of that force and its funding to make it literally one of the largest military forces ON THE PLANET, answerable only to an executive whose only rule for them is "do whatever I say, with 100% loyalty to me alone, not the Constitution".....yeah, it's a big fucking difference. We've ALWAYS had an immigration law enforcement apparatus - border patrol, what have you. And so long as they acted mostly within the law and norms, the discussions around them were ordinary policy discussions (how do we really want to handle immigration, etc.). Now, we have a secret police force that has active and proud disdain and contempt for every single guardrail, the rule of law, and the Constitution, is not a police force but rather a giant paramilitary force funded better than most militaries, employing many of the literal worst people in the country who are behaving exactly like you'd expect a Proud Boy with a badge to behave. Oh, and while they are arresting and abusing and detaining for days/weeks/months many LEGAL residents and citizens, they are building massive warehouse detention facilities all over the nation. They are not an immigration enforcement apparatus. They are a violent secret police force, not bound by any laws, acting at the sole direction of a psychotic executive branch and its minions. None of us who have paid attention think ICE was pure as the driven snow on day X. But we KNOW they are vile shit now, on day Y.
  11. That's because the whole story is a lie. A drunk MAGA dad got mad and shot his daughter.
  12. And don't miss the specific line item where manufacturing jobs are getting a SMOOTH buttfucking. Man. Who could imagine that making the US an undesirable trading partner and tariffing the fuck out of a metric shitton of components needed to manufacture things here in the US would cause a slowdown in manufacturing hiring? I mean, who would imagine that OTHER than literally every credible economist on this planet?
  13. Ah. A revelation ripped from the pages of "NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE FUCKING KNEW THAT" monthly, a journal of the most obvious shit imaginable. This regime and its private military shock troops operate almost entirely outside the law, and in complete and total disregard of the most foundational constitutional protections. They cannot be reformed or repaired. Instead, they should be imprisoned.
  14. Exactly. MAGA people have no empathy. They only understand shit when the pain comes home to them. So, bring it to them. Start slamming the family members of MAGA to the ground, detaining them indefinitely for no fucking reason, etc., and then MAYBE they'll grasp that "huh....perhaps having a massive militarized secret police force whose sole mission is to inflict terror on the population in violation of the law and Constitution isn't great."
  15. Referring to the billionaire class is fine. Referring to the "Epstein billionaire class, who the Republicans are protecting at every turn at the people's expense" is better. Republicans stand for nothing good for the American people: Extra taxes of $1,500 per year on every American family on everything they buy Which they use to fund tax-BREAKS for the Epstein class Skyrocketing numbers of american famlies declaring bankruptcy Destroying the previous growth of American manufacturing Killing local hospitals and healthcare All so they can funnel billions of dollars into their own pockets, and into Donald Trump's pockets. They stand for criminal billionaires, all while telling you lies to make you fight against your neighbor. How about you vote for someone who will stand for YOU?
  16. It's just that simple. ICE is not a legitimate "immigration enforcement" agency. It is a massive, militarized secret police force, acting almost entirely OUTSIDE the law, with near-total disregard for the Constitution, acting only on orders from the Dear Leader, guided by the sole principle of "loyalty to the Dear Leader and whatever he commands." They are no different than the Stasi, SAVAK, and the NKVD/KGB. They are an occupying force with stated and demonstrated enmity to America, the American people, and America's laws and Constitution. ICE is not a legitimate law enforcement agency, and based on the poison it has ingested, never can be. You couldn't turn Stasi or SAVAK into benevolent and law-abiding traffic cops. You dissolved them. That's it. It's the only acceptable outcome. Want an actual immigration law enforcement agency? Go back to Border Patrol. Clean that up, turn it into what it fucking used to be. Real Americans never support Secret Police grabbing people on the streets and arrogantly buttfucking the Constitution. If you support ICE, you are anti-American.
  17. "We're not doing.....exactly what we've been doing." I mean, the lies are fucking comical at this point. That lie is like the fucking Army denying that they have guns and march. It's the entire fucking mission, you lying demonic piece of mucus-encased shit.
  18. Man. If Epstein declined, he missed out. Word on the street is that Dr. Oz has the best crudite setup.....
  19. Dude. She'll be example number eleventy billion of this in the Trump orbit:
  20. In their minds, (1) all the Cowboys cheerleaders are blonde cheerleader archetypes from 1975 or so, so (2) that's just good old all-American gals being gals. Make em brown, give em a booty, and FFWD to 2026? PEARLS CLUTCHED!
  21. Well....it's certainly the only play she's running.
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