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Brisketexan

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  1. Jesus tapdancing Christ. I want one -- just fucking ONE -- of these pathetic, impotent pieces of shit to say something like "This administration has no regard for the Republic or the law, and they are fucking over the people at every turn. Fuck that, and fuck them. We will not cooperate, we will not compromise. We will do what we took an oath to do: fight for the American people. Let's. Fucking. Go. You yellow fucking coward. Come down here, face to face, and let's see what you've got, you fucking loser." Or some shit like that. No rules and norms exist anymore. I'm dead serious, say you're going to kick his ass personally, and when he refuses to show up, call him a pussy-ass coward. And then make fun of his supporters -- "you have pledged your undying loyalty to a pussy-ass coward who can't even show up and defend himself against a 60 year old man. Quit being pathetic, and dump his sorry ass."
  2. Well, she's justifiably proud of how she looks naked. So, that checks out.
  3. Choking out Russian oil commerce remains key. Hit refineries. Stop the shadow fleet. Get their buyers to buy elsewhere. And in doing so, make it a long-term thing. Once the market shifts elsewhere, it will take a lot to get it to come back. Starve the bear.
  4. Yeah....that's just a start. Still 2300 members of a Secret Police Paramilitary Force that is not bound by any laws present in the city. Keep it up, Minneapolis. 2300 to go.
  5. That is 100% a genre of joke used in our house on regular occasion. Wife comments that we should get a yard crew. I just stare at her, then remind her "bitch, you have an IN-HOUSE Mexican to do that shit, and all you gotta pay him is letting him check you out naked." We still don't have a yard crew. And I'm still getting paid.
  6. Are we great again yet? Just checking. Collapsing manufacturing, agriculture, erasure of the First Amendment, Erasure of the Fourth Amendment, creation of an actual Secret Police force bound by no laws, complete destruction of our longest and most valuable/lucrative alliances, explosively expanding national debt, etc.....seem to indicate that.....we're not doing so hot.
  7. Cheer up, it's only going to get worse. As we simultaneously work (playing catch-up) to bolster our water resources (there is a legit effort statewide to do so - new surface water sources, re-use projects, etc)....we are bringing in data centers that use as much water as a decent-sized town. So, we add supply....slowly. We are ratcheting up demand....quickly. For....a scam.
  8. For the same reason that they want women to bear the entire burden/shame/liability for all pregnancies. It's Wilhoit's law, applied on a particular scale. The law protects men who get women pregnant, but does not bind them, whereas it binds women who get pregnant, but really doesn't protect them/provide for them. The law protects employers of illegals, but does not bind them, whereas it binds those dirty illegals, but does not protect them (they are literally saying that part out loud, by the way -- they insist that undocumented people have zero constitutional rights). It's "laws for thee, not for me," based on preferred gender, race, and power position. It's shitty evil fucking bullshit, but hey...that's America 2026 (and, dirty secret - has always been a large portion of America of all eras).
  9. Duh. Labor is an element of markets. Free markets see elements of markets move where they have value. And in a reasonably well-functioning market -- with sufficient freedom and basic regulatory guardrails -- there is mutual benefit to all sides of a transaction. No fucking shit we get a big upside from immigrant labor that both provides value by their work (nurse's aids, meatpacking plants, drywallers, etc. etc.) AND by creating economic activity (last I checked....most of the wages people earn here in the US get spent here in the US on food, rent, clothes, etc. etc.), it contributes to the economy that way too -- something called "the velocity of money" (surely that's a communist term, right?) Anyone who actually pays attention to the community they live in fucking knows this. Those Haitian nurse's aides in Florida provide a valuable service, and pay their way through life. The mexican construction worker here in Austin is a valuable asset to the community, providing kick-ass work, and then spending money here in the community. Fucking DUH.
  10. It's okay. I still remember when you brought me that pie....
  11. 3, 2, 1
  12. For real, I was gonna post that as a suggestion. And would that be the EXACT kind of thing that the committee -- which has been relentlessly fucking ATTACKED by DOTUS -- might do? Yeah. It is. And would I hurt myself laughing if the NPP was awarded to a group solely for peacefully RESISTING Trump's authoritarian bullshit? Yes, I would.
  13. [semi-racist Brisket] There are no good gingers. Except Julianne Moore, Amy Adams, Jessica Chastain, Christina Hendricks, Isla Fisher, Karen Gillan, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Emma Stone. [semi-racist Brisket]
  14. Spoiler: it's really not. Not among any of the people where it needs to, anyway. The files could include video of Trump raping a baby to death, and he'd lose 0 support. Shit, some of his supporters would absolutely start spouting how raping a baby to death is what you actually WANT to see in a real alpha male leader, so we should thank our lucky stars Trump chose to lead us. Cults, man. Cults.
  15. The Scandinavian royal families have some....odd stuff in them. Princess Martha Louise, in addition to clearly having a huge crush on Brisketexan, is into all kinds of weird shaman shit and clairvoyance and such: I dig the Scandies, but they have some issues. Like Princess Sofia of Sweden, who was a scandalous reality star and, coincidentally, ALSO has a huge crush on Brisketexan:
  16. Yeah, "mediocre black man" as a phrase ever being uttered doesn't fit with Talarico at all (from what I know of him both politically and via the seminary). "Allred ran a mediocre campaign" definitely checks out. My main criticism of such assessment is how much of an understatement it is. If I was running, and someone had a private conversation with me about Allred's campaign last round, they could report back quoting terms like "piss-poor" and "so insulting in its lack of inspiration that I can't help but wonder if it was all grift" and "who gives a flying Albanian monkeyfuck that he played football at Baylor?" among many, many other choice assessments. He ran an insultingly shitty campaign that diverted millions of dollars that could have gone to candidates who at least would have fucking tried. His campaign did more harm than good, in the big picture. Had it merely been "mediocre," it would have been a step up. And yeah, you can quote me on ALL of that. The Democrats, and the people of Texas, need fighters, not more fuckery.
  17. Man.... ....why can't she be a "dirty Norwegian princess" in a GOOD way, not in a "I have a twisted relationship with the most notable pedo in the world" way?
  18. It's a currency.....that has lost 40% of its value in 4 months. Seems right. That's what happens with the kind of currencies people want to be locked in with, right?
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