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Brisketexan

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  1. Maybe he didn't like you because of the filthy, FILTHY things you were doing to his daughter.
  2. Have at it, amigo....
  3. The dollar is taking a giant shit. You can guess why. And you should guess, because I don't want to CR this thread. Fucking hell.
  4. Seriously. "Would you like some moist-cooked turkey breast, devoid of all browning and flavor?" WTF?
  5. It's all performative bullshit with Paxton. Use the power of the office to persecute your political enemies (defined as "anyone who is not willing to violate the law and suspend the Constitution in service of Herr Trump"), that's all that matters. Paxton isn't a piece of shit. Pieces of shit can actually be composted into fertilizer. He's much less useful and meritorious than any piece of shit that has ever existed.
  6. It gets worse. Remember, 40% of the country thinks that this is not only ok, but is admirable.
  7. It won’t be. It will never come out. And if any of it does come out, and she did shit like reveal top secret weapons or sources and methods info to Putin personally, MAGA will say “so what?” and that will be that. There are no consequences anymore. The regime could hand over the nuclear codes, and there would be no consequences.
  8. Re elections….How about “if he even tries that, I will personally beat his pants-shitting America-hating ass. You don’t fuck with my country, capisce?” That’s how we need congress people to speak.
  9. The MAGA ethos in a nutshell. Attack the weak, and declare that makes you strong. Fucking. LOSERS. There is not one MAGA -- not a single one -- who is not a complete and total pathetic fucking loser at life.
  10. Had dinner with a church group Sunday night - Presbyterians, so yeah, mostly progressive white folks. Some peers of ours were discussing the travails of their (adopted, mexican from mexico) daughter, who is dating a really good guy (kind, progressive, professional, all the good stuff).....whose parents are MAGA from Wichita Falls. This coming week, the parents are meeting for the first time. And they were talking about how they couldn't reconcile the other folks' MAGA views with the fact that they also seemed to love and approve of their brown daughter. I laughed, and said "it's easy -- they've just decided that 'she's one of the good ones.'" Multiple heads around the table turned, some eyes got wide. And I laughed again. "People....look at my last name. I've heard that as an aside PLENTY of times in my life. Somebody rants about 'all the damned mexicans around here ruining things, they're all lazy, they'll steal your tools, blah blah blah. Oh....but not you, Brisket. You're one of the good ones.'" They continued with "so...that's a real thing?" I was kind of annoyed that it seemed so shocking to them. And mind you, I say this as someone who looks pretty fucking gringo, spent my whole life in "top student" groups at school, am a successful professional, etc. And no, it's not a phrase I hear very often anymore, but in my younger days.....yeah, fuckers. The casual racism to which I was exposed was ubiquitous. Including by "but they're really good folks, I can't believe they'd be racist" types. Living and moving in those circles, where people say things when they think they're in a "safe space," well, we know what's up. And no, I've NEVER understood hispanics who don't at least have their guard up with respect to white power structures (esp. the GQP). We've proven that we CAN all get along and work together....but in case you've missed it, the last 10 years in particular have shown that those same people who you thought were alright will fucking turn on you on a fucking dime. 40% of this country thinks that I am not, and will never be, a "real American" because of my last name. Period. It's a bright line, and they will never get on the right side of it. Never, ever forget that.
  11. FIF accuracy.
  12. Yep. I’ve known more than a few AUSAs (both while they were at DOJ and after). They are, to the man/woman, damned good lawyers. And on top of that, most of them are on the top end of ethical/integrity. Like, “lawful good” on the D&D scale. And I’ve known some of various political persuasions, the same goes across the board. Incompetent MAGA true believers will not be well received by their peers, or by federal judges used to competence and integrity.
  13. He didn't even have to think. His greatest skill is (nope, not football) fucking up Texas Dem senate campaigns. His, Talarico's, doesn't matter. If there's a chance of a Dem to beat a Republican in a Senate race, Colin Allred is there to fuck it up.
  14. Dumbass said too much. "I characterized his campaign as mediocre, not him. And his campaign was mediocre - Colin Allred is a good and capable man who could have and should have done better. Texans deserve a winner who will fight for them. I will."
  15. Did you miss the part where I will shamelessly spew a torrent of unending lies? So, yeah, I promise all three, to you specifically. And you will come up to me and thank me, with tears in your eyes....
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