Everything posted by Brisketexan
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Oh, it's inherent.....to MAGA. Rick Scott...REPUBLICAN senator from Florida....was CEO of HCA when it SYSTEMATICALLY defrauded Medicare and Medicaid for FUCKING BILLIONS. It was the largest healthcare fraud case IN US HISTORY. And, what do we do when the fraudster is a white Republican? Pay him lots of money, reward him with a seat in the US Senate. Again, every accusation is a confession. The entire Trump regime and everyone in it operates in a completely fraud and grift-based economy. Take away fraud and grift, and nobody there would be worth a dented penny. So they scream about it....to detract from their practice of it. Oh, and of course, don't forget Trump pardoning person after person convicted of defrauding people out of millions/hundreds of millions. This regime fucking LOVES fraud...so long as it gets a cut.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Yeah, that looks fake as fuck, for numerous reasons. Starting with what you said. You don't harvest carrots there in fucking January, I'm pretty damned sure. But I admit, I'm not a farmer. I'm just a guy who got a little tingly when they showed the hot gals popping up in the cornfields on Hee-Haw.
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Trump’s America
You know what will protect the public from harm? His dumbass actually trying some shit and running headlong into the 2nd amendment. Bring it, you cowardly cocksuckers. The sooner that one of these terrorists is met with a storm of lead pursuant to the Castle Doctrine the better. Correction. Not "one" of these terrorists. Several of them. See, Feds, THIS is the kind of violent threats and intimidation you're supposed to worry about, not some white minnesota granny standing on a public street as you drive by, calling you evil cocksuckers and telling you to GTFO of her town.
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Trump’s America
Now....realize that many of those "negative" approval states -- probably including Texas -- are because Trump hasn't done ENOUGH evil shit for their liking. YEP. We already know that "create a massive paramilitary apparatus to terrorize and do violence, including killing, against the public to destroy all elements the regime doesn't like" is a 100% acceptable path. MAGA has shown us the way. Joe shoulda used it. Goose, gander, all that shit.
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ICE activity/raids
TLDR; MAGA getting mildly upset because "he's hurting the wrong people!", chapter eleventy billion.
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ICE activity/raids
Cool. Where's the evidence? And by evidence, we mean real-deal unedited, unaltered video. Because a "sworn statement by ICE officers" has less than zero evidentiary value. Seriously, LESS than zero. As in "if you read a sworn statement by an ICE officer, the only safe conclusion is that something materially different than what it says is what actually happened." And a good defense attorney could absolutely get into the record the pattern and practice of ICE lying (1) in public statements (to media etc.), (2) in reports and sworn statements prepared as internal records, and (3) in statements made in/filed with courts. In short, the record is plain that ICE habitually lies, and as such, statements alone cannot be regarded as any probative evidence of anything. If an ICE officer files a statement that says "it was cold outside," it best be accompanied by timestamped third-party photos and videos of snow on the fucking ground. Otherwise, it was actually more likely that the temp was above 80 degrees. Bring the proof of "assault," Bondi, you lying fucking cunt. Bring it.
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What's happening in Iran?
Did you not read her name? She's a dirty ay-rab. Duh.
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The Trump Economy
God I hate that piece of shit. I need to keep doing significant transactions in pounds through August. I’m just the last week, the dollar has gone from 1.34 to 1.38 vs the pound. He’s cratering our economy, our trade, and our currency. And not only is nobody stopping him, his party can’t gobble his mushroom dick hard enough. I hate them all so much.
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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
Some of the happiest moments of my life have been driving a 1947 Willys jeep on a ranch and into town, or a 1980 Lada sedan on Armenian "roads." They are pure "cars," as in they perform the following functions: they transport you from Point A to Point B. That's it. That's all they do. The purity is beautiful.
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Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
But what's important is that we WOULD be bitching. Of that you can be assured. And get off my frozen lawn.
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Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
IF YA AIN'T RUBBIN YA AIN'T RACIN!
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
ICE. In Milan. It's kinda perfect. Maybe they can imitate their forerunners, and have their trip end at Piazzale Loreto. The Esso station is gone now, but I'm sure there are other nearby structures that will suffice.
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
The grandkids are actually damned solid leverage. And for those grandparents who would burn that bridge so they can give unyielding fealty to a fucking asshole who doesn't care if they liver or die....well, fuck 'em.
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Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
I mean, I'm one of those morons, except I know how to drive on it (esp in a truck). Needed the 4X4 to pop out of my driveway, but after that, no need.
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Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
Got out of the hood and downtown with no issues. There are still a few icy patches in shady areas, but they are melting quickly. I suspect there may be a few small re-frozen patches in the morning, but very patchy. Just pay attention, and you should be okay. This storm was a bit more than we expected, I think.
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ICE activity/raids
Sorry, she ain't American, and sure ain't a "heritage American," so it's good that she's dead. One less of 'em to deal with, amirite fellow MAGAs?
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
And that about sums up her net worth as a human.
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Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
I need to get to the office. I THINK my driveway will let me do so by 1:00 or so. We'll see. Looks like the roads are fine, so it's just about a 10-15 foot stretch of my driveway that's the challenge. As warm as it's supposed to get, I suspect that by the end of the day, all will be fine. But I need to head out soon.
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ICE activity/raids
Because they are a death squad, performing their mission as directed, answerable only to the regime and not bound by the rule of law in any way. Death squad. Say it with me, folks, because that's what you call an entity that operates anonymously, shoots whoever it wants, and faces no legal repercussions.
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ICE activity/raids
Also, on this Holocaust Remembrance Day, as a segment of our society continues to work itself into a frenzy to demonize and attack and imprison and brutalize "the other," I read the story below. That fucking broke me. This is who humanity should be. This is what "never forget" means. I lived in England my junior year of college in the 90s. I lived with a British family who became my British family. They had a friend, D, and he was a WW II veteran. He had been in the battle of Dunkirk all the way to the end of the European war. After D-Day he was put on-loan to an American division to assist with their communications. This was the division who liberated Buchenwald concentration camp. I will say the rest as he said it to me—as best as I remember: No one talks about the smell. I had been a soldier for several years at this point. I knew what death smelled like. But this, this was more than death. This was systematic. It was horrible beyond words. This was evil. The physicians had gotten there before us and told us that we couldn’t hand over our food to them. It struck me as wrong but they said it would be worse. I started documenting. And then…This little boy. This tiny little boy came over to me and fell at my feet. He said something in Polish and then passed out. All of a sudden why I was here was crystal clear. This boy was not going to die. Somehow this boy was going to live. I called an American soldier and together we found a doctor. My American friend stayed with the child as I tried to find someone who knew Polish and English to tell me what he said. I kept repeating the phrase and a woman who had been helping came over to me and asked me to repeat the phrase. She was so thin and so frail I had no idea how she was still alive. I repeated the phrase and said a little boy had said it to me. She started to weep. I thought I had inadvertently stepped on her foot or hurt her and she said, “No, it is good that after this I can still weep. The child said, ‘Papa, I knew you would come for me.’ The child still has hope and it is good.” I went to see him. He was asleep on a cot. He looked so small. I relieved my American friend and sat next to the child. I took his hand. And his grip tightened on my hand in his sleep. He said the Polish phrase again. And I sent a telegram to my wife who was pregnant with our first child. I tried to explain that if we didn’t find his people, I wanted to adopt him. Her answer lives in my heart. Four words. "Bring our son home." D pulled out his wallet and showed me the telegram with those words. I then looked at him, his wife, and their son. Their son, A, was a big man-linebacker big. While D and his wife were lithe. A pulled back his sleeve and showed me the number on his arm. He said that he tried to make living a good life, full of love, his mission. This Holocaust Remembrance Day — I remember A and all those who did not get a happy ending. And to make my life one that does them honor. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ That. Fucking. Breaks me. Bring our son home. This is what we the people are fighting for. For the Constitutional protections that are literally the thing that makes us a nation. For no more camps. For no more terrified children - human beings, children of God. Is this a fight worth fighting? Dear God, if it isn't, then what is? Never again. Not here. Not on our watch. It ends here. It ends now.