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Brisketexan

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  1. Dumbass said too much. "I characterized his campaign as mediocre, not him. And his campaign was mediocre - Colin Allred is a good and capable man who could have and should have done better. Texans deserve a winner who will fight for them. I will."
  2. Did you miss the part where I will shamelessly spew a torrent of unending lies? So, yeah, I promise all three, to you specifically. And you will come up to me and thank me, with tears in your eyes....
  3. Alright, alright. I get it, I hear you. I'll run for POTUS in '28.
  4. Yep. This is King Herod country. With maybe a little bit of Pharoah and Judas thrown in for flavor....because you damned well know every GQP official would sell out every person in Texas for 30 pieces of silver (actual or metaphorical -- maybe "30 crypto shitcoins" would match up best in this timeline?)
  5. And see, here's the thing.....I never lost one millisecond of sleep worried about whether I would show up in the Epstein files. I've also never worried whether someone examining me under oath would catch me in a "perjury trap." I have never worried about my tax returns being released and exposing me to humiliation and shame. Because I'm not (and these are important things NOT to be) a pedophile, a perjurer, or someone who commits financial crimes. It's amazing how worry-free much of your life can be if you are not a pathologically criminal piece of shit.
  6. So....you've just nominated Pepe for a spot in Trump's cabinet?
  7. Dude.....we don't kink shame around here.
  8. I really don't think y'all will have to wait for long. We've got the pedal to the floor towards Destination Disease Outbreak.
  9. I honestly thought the account was satire for the longest time, because it's too insanely stupid to possibly be real. But...I think it's real. He's a real person. And the real nominee to be a US ambassador. Satire is dead, my friend. Reality has utterly lapped it and left it for dead.
  10. That's incorrect. For example, did you know he played football at Baylor?
  11. Colin Allred.....hey.....didn't I hear something about him once playing football for Baylor?
  12. Yet you miss the overarching point and pretty undeniable theme from the AI phenomenon: Either AI is all these fuckholes are promising, capable of replacing all human intelligence and running every system in the world by next month of some shit (thus plainly rendering it an existential threat) OR It's all a fucking scam, built on lies and bullshit and AI will never offer the functionality as promised. Bottom line, if it works as promised, it's a grave threat with near-zero regulation, and if it doesn't work as promised, this entire ecosystem of AI hype and investment is a giant scam. You know me, I'm a pessimist. I think both are true. It's a scam that, when it breaks open, will crater our economy (because functionally all of our GDP growth is AI-hype-related)....and AI will EVENTUALLY come to some level of fruition as a real threat.
  13. See, here's how I understand the biz....
  14. If you were to look at the world through a rational, objective lens, a fair number of the verses would not be out of place in an educational context as broadly known and influential touchstones. The golden rule from the Sermon on the Mount, the story of David and Goliath, Ecclesiastes 3 ("to everything there is a season"), etc. Indeed, some similar touchstones can be found from other faiths and cultural traditions that have found their way into broader culture (the "today you, tomorrow me" ethos of helping others from latin american culture, for example, or the jewish summary of the golden rule), and they wouldn't be out of place in the educational context. But of course, we CANNOT look at it through a rational, objective lens, because that is not why it's being done. It's being done to proselytize and install a state religion (a particular brand of Christianity). If this were an honest discourse, one could have a great current events discussion about the current POTUS, citing the Gospel of John: You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies. I think that would be an interesting, honest discussion. But none of this is about anything but shoving a state religion down everyone's throat. And that is bullshit and should never be allowed.
  15. It's excellent that we live in a timeline where the best response to "AI, if it works as being touted, is an existential threat" is "don't worry, that's not going to happen, because it's really all a scam."
  16. "Thinly veiled." Ain't no "thinly veiled" about it. It's just a flat-out bribe/"the taste" you gotta give to the mob boss. That's it. That's the entire story here.
  17. Imagine the stupidity of making a movie about, and starring, an eastern European whore and NOT making it a porno.
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