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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Give him $250k in NIL money and a welding torch and just see what happens.
  2. Going to need someone to figure out who his host was. Because that guy has it all figured out.
  3. Gracias. Dr. Sleep it is.
  4. Got a long plane flight, any recs for a newish King novel? I’ve read all the classics but haven’t read a new one since 11/22/63.
  5. I don’t know what he’s going to do, but giving Hampton access to a welding torch seems like a bad idea.
  6. She already has a bottle cap opener and a wireless mouse.
  7. This appears to be the correct thread for this, it’s my ex wife’s anniversary with her trainer Cody and I need some gift advice. Do I go with the Susie Gold Cuff Bracelet in Marine Kyocera Opal? Or the Lillia Butterfly Silver Delicate Bracelet in White Crystal?
  8. Convert Simmons to TE. Boom. Problem solved.
  9. This show is so fucking good. But too intense to watch more than a few in arow.
  10. We gotta get more white guys
  11. Standish texting with recruits makes me laugh. May I inquire how your official visit to the university of Texas went, sir?
  12. I hope I’m incinerated by a Russian nuclear missile while refreshing this thread.
  13. What was the deal with Maddon bailing? I’m not scrolling back 10 pages I’m lazy.
  14. Paying players fucking rocks. We should have started doing this years ago.
  15. I think your wife is choking.
  16. Dubose appears to kick ass and is fast as shit and that’s his sophomore tape.
  17. Is the problem with Hampton that he’s a flaky diva or that he’s a troublemaker or both?
  18. The IRS is right /ducks
  19. That’s true, HonkeyVape.
  20. James Ellroy is a crazy person and American Tabloid is one of the best American novels ever written. I feel like writers aren’t as insane as they used to be which is a shame because crazy people make the best art. Although McCarthy was in no way a crazy person and he could write his god damn ass off. In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts.
  21. Augie was looking down on this game and nodding sagely as the Stanford pitcher threw 170 pitches.
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