Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Maybe we take all the money we’re saving, split it up, and wind down the whole program. We had a good run but we just can’t compete with the big boys anymore.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m just pumped we’re saving so much money. It’s like a fantasy draft, keep your powder dry until late and then pick up all the guys no one wants. Chess not checkers.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We should pay that Tech softball player 5 million and start her at left tackle.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m not a mathsamatician but shouldn’t we have a shit ton of NIL money leftover after we missed on all these guys? I only follow Ketch for recruiting news, but it seems like we thought a few of these guys were ours, which would cost us a ton of cash, so now what do we do with it? Treasury bonds? Pizza party?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Well the #1 class stuff was fun but it looks like we’re broke now. Maybe we can go scoop up some Centex talent for cheap. Some real Brock Fitzhenry types.
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Texas Passing Game 2025 - Personnel & Production - Jaggy McJaggerson FTW?
Either way we’re gonna be best friends.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’d like to recruit her directly if you know what I mean (get arrested for indecent exposure).
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
With Quinn going to Clemson it looks like satya was right and we all owe him an apology.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Gotta believe that we didn’t have room for him. Just look at the numbers.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Wow. Massive commit. The process. Surges. Much deliberate.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
I drive an F-250 and I’m gay as hell.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Fuck. Yes.
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June 14th - 'No Kings' Mass Protest
This will be the first protest I’ve attended since they made drunk driving illegal. Looking forward to it.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Just what every 18 year old dreams about, a stately full size sedan made for a chauffeur to drive.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Remember how boring recruiting weekends used to be, waiting to hear scraps from whatever reporter was getting info leaked and trying to confirm who showed up. Now they all post throughout the visit and dress up in their outfits for photo shoots. Much more fun.
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Moderating personal attacks/beef between posters
Derka’s fucking babies now?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sark can’t recruit Texas but you know who can and is looking for a job?
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Pretty sure he’s stealing that ball from the child.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Do u even Tamerlane bro?
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New (?) University in Austin
A long but informative article from a former student, they are who we thought they were. https://thenewinquiry.com/an-american-education-notes-from-uatx/
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overlanding
Thinking about doing some over landing in Big Bend, either state or fed park. I know there are lots of primitive camp sites (I don’t have a sleeping set up in my rig) at the park that you have to overland to but wanted to see if anyone had particular routes/spots to recommend?
- Texas @ Arkansas Series Thread
- Prairie View A&M @ Texas - 6:30 pm on SECN+
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2025 OL Nick Brooks
Rumor is he was at Donn’s until last call and was taking some ladies back to Westminster.
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2025 OL Nick Brooks
If he went to Georgia he would have been doing 147 down 6th street