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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. McDonald is exactly the kind of WR that goes to OSU and fucking destroys us. I like it.
  2. The only possible explanation is that Ewers and Worthy are shaving points.
  3. What happened to all the motion and swing passes to our fast guys in space? A fucking child could make those throws.
  4. lol ABC will not stop running the Sark sucks in 1 score games stats
  5. I majored in interpretive dance and Hall is clearly crying for help.
  6. Hank Scorpio replied to Superhero's topic in Lulz
    4th and 5 from the 8
  7. I get the Sark hate, but where are you going to find another Armenian coach that’s better than him? Nowhere, that’s where.
  8. This guy fucked my wife!
  9. When I think cool high school football parents, I think of Lake Travis and Westlake.
  10. Listen Shaddie, our opinions on this defense aren’t based on you sucking at football.
  11. Picking out a new victim.
  12. Hi Jackson it’s ND head coach Marcus Freeman, do you have a second to chat? I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT You can’t talk on the phone? I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT I was actually calling about a WR of your te- I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT Ok Jackson have a good day (LOUD SCREECHING)
  13. Man, haven’t seen a BUT OBAMA in awhile. Reminds me of simpler times.
  14. That’s a good article but fuck Vanity Fair for perpetuating the “actually there are good people around Trump who disagrees but stayed on to save this country” narrative. Fucking ship that Kiwi fuck back to Middle Earth.
  15. Stewart needs to transfer to UT and he can live in my garage apartment (with me). I can fix him.
  16. I gotta go to Silicon Valley and start a Republican campaign/consulting firm. Just free money from these mutants.
  17. Quick, everyone over to the Texags thread!
  18. I bear no particular ill will towards King but his tears are so so sweet.
  19. That was some dumb ass shit that we would have done when strong was coach. Hopefully Venables is just Strong 2.0.
  20. 3 and out? Sark has gotta go.
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