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Hank Scorpio

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  1. The bottom of the ND lineup looks like the bottom of every Texas lineup ever except this year.
  2. Flood is going to put 100 pounds on him and make him a tackle
  3. What’s the scouting report on ND? I assume a bunch of old timey Irish with curly mustaches named Paddy and Mick.
  4. As the legend goes, Keith came out of the theater’s basement to wish Nelson a happy birthday. He then saw Kristofferson and quipped, “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris” – a reference to Kristofferson’s left-leaning political views. “What the f–k did you just say to me?” Kristofferson replied. “You ever worn your country’s uniform?” “You heard the question, you just don’t like the answer,” Kristofferson continued. “Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the f–k up!”
  5. Hearing that Del Conte is not happy with Pierce and he’s coaching for his job tomorrow.
  6. I got some questions about these so called military academies. First off, that giant fucking AF pitcher/catcher guy, how the fuck is he going to fit in a cockpit? He can’t be in the damn Air Force. And second, how does the Navy have a baseball team? Where do they play? On a boat? That makes no sense.
  7. The Democratic Party is still way behind Republicans in terms of organization and ground support around the state. When you haven’t won a statewide election in 30 years the statewide party machine basically ceased to exist. The trial lawyers were the only group really funding democrats in the state for a long time, at least now the grassroots fundraising has gotten going. You start with the money, then you build the infrastructure, then you find good candidates and see what happens. The biggest problem for Democrats is that they are Democrats and will continue to fuck everything up.
  8. Yeah cause Dallas sucks!
  9. Won’t someone please protect all these persecuted Christians!
  10. It’s amazing that people can be anti religion, let people believe whatever they like and leave them alone. It’s not like leaders use religion as an excuse to oppress and subjugate people. The real problem are the atheists who are mean to people.
  11. Austinite: Rural Texans are a bunch of racist morons who consistently vote against their own interests because of culture war bullshit and general ignorance. South, West, and East Texans: Those snobby Austinites think they know better than us, let’s make an AR-15 mayor and vote against any of us getting healthcare to own the libs! The Wise Man: Both of these things are the same.
  12. Obi Wan living off grid out in the desert like a god damn libertarian.
  13. I’m with the gun idiot. If the government wanted to take my Warhammer figurines just because it would save hundreds of children from being brutally murdered I would tell them to fuck off. I hand painted those things.
  14. I would let Tom Cruise enslave me on a boat for a screener of this movie.
  15. Assuming Hall stole the car and Marion was making him return it.
  16. The only people worse than the Elon fans are the “why does anyone care” people. He’s the richest man in the history of the world and he’s a giant loser baby who wants so bad to be cool and tries so so hard and fails miserably every time. Of course people fucking talk about him.
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