Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
- Auburn @ Texas Series Thread
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I thought we were best friends
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Texas -- a failed state
Actually they are called Hank Scorpio Underground Learning Centers and the kids also have to build the basement learning center.
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Texas -- a failed state
Shit I need to open a charter school and get me some of that free money.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Smart move by Sark to go after a backup kicker.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Arch is staying for at least 2 more years. I gave him half of a gift card to Maudie’s and he only gets the other half if he stays next year.
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I've decided to dig a hole
Preach brother.
- Texas @ Kentucky Series Thread
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Turntine’s a Republican? noCR
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Why the fuck would we want him. He traded Doncic for peanuts.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We were wrong about Turntine. That’s a full size microphone. He’s huge.
- Texas @ Kentucky Series Thread
- Texas @ Kentucky Series Thread
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Deceased body found at PCL
It sounds like this serial killer has changed his tactics and is targeting the Chinese.
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17 year old stabbed to death by another 17 year old at Frisco track meet
I’m not reading all this but it sounds like Derka shouldn’t have stabbed that guy.
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Who has the best high school tape of all time?
Casey Hampton had a ridiculous tape but it doesn’t appear to be on the internet.
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I've decided to dig a hole
The hole going horizontal would be bigger than Dylan going electric.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I heard Sark’s wife made him cancel the spring game so he could take her shopping.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Turntine is a must get. We need a C to replace Majors and he can probably bulk up to be the same size as Majors with a few years in the weight room.
- Georgia @ Texas Series Thread
- Georgia @ Texas Series Thread
- Georgia @ Texas Series Thread
- Georgia @ Texas Series Thread
- Georgia @ Texas Series Thread
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New (?) University in Austin
Is that other fake business school in Austin started by that butthurt billionaire still around? Everyone I met who went there was insufferable.