Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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College Station Regional
It’s not fair that aggy has left handed pitchers. I thought they trained people not to do that or put them in an asylum. Can’t have them out there throwing with the devils hand.
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College Station Regional
Fuck it just walk him
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College Station Regional
Fuck that Montgomery fucker is going to win this game for them isn’t he.
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College Station Regional
You’re always fucked if you lose this game but god damn the loser of this game is turbo fucked.
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College Station Regional
At least his bat didn’t go flying out of his hands.
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College Station Regional
Flores you son of a bitch here’s your chance
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College Station Regional
Never a doubt
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College Station Regional
Kennedy should be replaced with a bat balanced on a folding chair.
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College Station Regional
There we go, let’s get Gumby to second and win this.
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College Station Regional
Hahahaha what a shitty pitch to swing at.
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College Station Regional
God dammit Galavan you useless mick.
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College Station Regional
Blake Gideon silently nodding as Flores commits his 8th error of the night.
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College Station Regional
Every batter just close your eyes and hack as hard as you can. It’s our only hope.
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College Station Regional
It should be a requirement that a team like Texas have a weirdo lefty reliever who only pitches to lefties for situations like that. Where is Keith Shinaberry when you need him.
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2024 Big 12 Tournament
Holy fucking shit
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
The fact that echeese is still alive and posting proves there is no God.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Players leaving left and right, NIL in shambles, taking scholarships away from team leaders, it’s pretty clear Sark has lost control of this program.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
You’re telling me the guy with a washed up RB coach as a handler pretending that he’s the one being recruited is playing games and asking for an unreasonable amount of money? I hate the new NIL bidding process. I miss the good old days when if a handler wanted to make money off a kid he just fucked the kid’s mom. Simpler times.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Is Sark losing the team!?!?
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UT Pro-Palestine Protest Thread
I have no sympathy for Hartzell and wouldn’t mind him getting run out of town, but god damn can you imagine the psycho Abbott and the regents would appoint to replace him. Meet your new university president, the Navy Seal who murdered those Iraqi civilians and Trump pardoned.
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Jay Hartzell is not out standard
We gotta figure out a way to move UT out of Texas.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
If Red continues to bulk up he could be a 400 pound DT by his senior year.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
What’s the deal with the Coleman brothers? It sounds like we lead for both but neither are ranked. One is a tackle and one is a guard? Is one better than the other? If you put one of their hands in cold water would the other twin feel it?
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Spring Game - 4/20/2024
Show. Me. A. Loss.
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Spring Game - 4/20/2024
Looks like we have a QB competition on our hands. I miss the Applewhite Simms days, let’s get this started. Arch should be the starter and if you disagree you are a fucking idiot.