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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. It’s not fair that aggy has left handed pitchers. I thought they trained people not to do that or put them in an asylum. Can’t have them out there throwing with the devils hand.
  2. Fuck it just walk him
  3. Fuck that Montgomery fucker is going to win this game for them isn’t he.
  4. You’re always fucked if you lose this game but god damn the loser of this game is turbo fucked.
  5. At least his bat didn’t go flying out of his hands.
  6. Flores you son of a bitch here’s your chance
  7. Never a doubt
  8. Kennedy should be replaced with a bat balanced on a folding chair.
  9. There we go, let’s get Gumby to second and win this.
  10. Hahahaha what a shitty pitch to swing at.
  11. God dammit Galavan you useless mick.
  12. Blake Gideon silently nodding as Flores commits his 8th error of the night.
  13. Every batter just close your eyes and hack as hard as you can. It’s our only hope.
  14. It should be a requirement that a team like Texas have a weirdo lefty reliever who only pitches to lefties for situations like that. Where is Keith Shinaberry when you need him.
  15. Holy fucking shit
  16. The fact that echeese is still alive and posting proves there is no God.
  17. Players leaving left and right, NIL in shambles, taking scholarships away from team leaders, it’s pretty clear Sark has lost control of this program.
  18. You’re telling me the guy with a washed up RB coach as a handler pretending that he’s the one being recruited is playing games and asking for an unreasonable amount of money? I hate the new NIL bidding process. I miss the good old days when if a handler wanted to make money off a kid he just fucked the kid’s mom. Simpler times.
  19. I have no sympathy for Hartzell and wouldn’t mind him getting run out of town, but god damn can you imagine the psycho Abbott and the regents would appoint to replace him. Meet your new university president, the Navy Seal who murdered those Iraqi civilians and Trump pardoned.
  20. We gotta figure out a way to move UT out of Texas.
  21. If Red continues to bulk up he could be a 400 pound DT by his senior year.
  22. What’s the deal with the Coleman brothers? It sounds like we lead for both but neither are ranked. One is a tackle and one is a guard? Is one better than the other? If you put one of their hands in cold water would the other twin feel it?
  23. Show. Me. A. Loss.
  24. Looks like we have a QB competition on our hands. I miss the Applewhite Simms days, let’s get this started. Arch should be the starter and if you disagree you are a fucking idiot.
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