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TornACL

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  1. They should hook her up to some animatronics and have her perform gospel songs in Branson. Would sell out every night. VIP tickets allow you backstage to touch the nun after the show.
  2. Is Melvin gonna get fired? There has to be some sweaty palms hovering over the panic button at the moment.
  3. Oh yes. We drove off somewhere to drink some beers during the first rain delay of the weekend and I immediately had my car broken into in the parking lot before I was halfway through my first beer. Real good times.
  4. Yeah, if you have a spare million dollars cash lying around this would be an easy way to win 5 dollars.
  5. The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain.
  6. This guy is chock full of Small Dick Energy.
  7. None of those four pitches were even competitive. Go sit down.
  8. I was told last summer that those slapdicks had surpassed us as a baseball program. Are you telling me it was just a case of Aggies doing their touchdown dance on the 20 yard line???
  9. I live right by there, a few months ago they didn't give me my credit card back one night and ran up almost $1000 by 10am. Doesn't surprise me at all. Usually when I drive by there it looks like it's closed. I should never go there ever, but... the tacos. Hi neighbor.
  10. The next one that needs the bulldozer is the JITB on N University. That might be the worst fast food outpost in America. Sad!
  11. West Virginia is an unserious fraudulent baseball program. I wanted to see us get tested tonight. This night at will be SFA rolling into town.
  12. Never underestimate how drunk the posters here can get.
  13. As expected West Virginia is a bunch of fucking frauds.
  14. Another way to say it: Fuck The Hillbillies
  15. I went to that arena for that terrible Texas Stanford basketball game a couple of years ago. The bar at the top of the lower level in the concourse where you can still see the floor/ice ...I would probably never leave that area if I ever went back there.
  16. Just another example of Big Arma running the world via the Deep State.
  17. We were laughing walking out of the arena that we must have overheard 50 conversations of people talking Vegas fights for Friday.
  18. My ears are still ringing. First playoff game for me. I didn't know the AAC could get that loud.
  19. If an Aggie had found these scene they would have taken both, and left a note that says "You left your phone on your car. I have it, it's in safe hands. Text me and I will return it."
  20. What I like to see early in the year is to give guys a little extra time out there when they're in trouble. See if they can get it together, see what their mental toughness is like. With much of this staff, the second one wheel starts to wobble, the entire car catches fire and slams head on into a school bus.
  21. For anyone who didn't get to the Stockyards tonight, you missed out on a chance to meet Lowell Gallindo. I bet you have major FOMO now don't you.
  22. I thought the UT Pimp Story was from the Texas Bama championship game. How many of y'all woke up on Jan 5 to a number of text messages from friends around the country checking in to make sure you were still alive?
  23. Anyone going to the Texas Fight Tour at Stockyards Station tonight? Apparently I am going. Might swing over to Mercado Juarez afterwards for some catnip enchiladas.
  24. I am so sorry for all of you who knew him personally. We can only hope that the mark we leave on others during our short time here is as substantial as the one he leaves
  25. TornACL replied to zlavydra's topic in Baseball
    That'd be a great way to spice up our entrance to the SEC. By telling those stupid fucks they're about to be our new Nebraska.
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