Everything posted by LateAughtsHorn
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Alamo Bowl - Arizona vs Oklahoma
Just waking up here in jolly old England so missed the game. Good to know OU still sucks. Also, apparently holding was called in this game. Lulz....
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10-win seasons in Texas since 2000
Fuck late stage Mack for the fact that we're currently behind TCU.
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Why does everyone hate Mizzou?
I've always said that the state of Missouri is basically the deep south without the redeeming qualities of good food, beautiful women, and charming (at least at surface level) culture.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
There was a big piece written about him maybe 5 years ago or so? Don't remember the exact contents, but the tone was that he regretted going to LSU and had a lot of bad people in his ear. The piece didn't make me "like" him all of a sudden. But he came off as just a guy trying to get on with his life.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Those things haven't been deemed a public safety hazard yet?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
This is a weird place.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Was just about to ask the same. Unless B stands for Babers now.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Is this mailbox guy really Ketch? If so, I just want to let him know I regret the OB subscription I got in 2007; and he's a massive douche.
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Tim Beck Thread
Any updates on Shawn Watson while we're at it?
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
It's almost like people interpret everything through their own biased world view without thinking.
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What does college football look like in 20 years?
Well done.
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What does college football look like in 20 years?
Texas has 10 national championships.
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Nonsense. He struggled in his first ever collegiate starts. That means he sucks and we should go out of our way to insult him every chance we get.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
No way that map is real. The deep south ain't rooting for a Washington NC when Bama is there lol. That gives it away more than the Oregon thing imo.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Hard to pick a single "most embarrassing moment" from this past decade; but that one has got to be a contender.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Bama and Georgia aren't surprising due to success. Texas is responsible for covid AND the Titanic, so to be expected. But what did Tennessee do to anybody?
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Lincoln Riley to USC
My understanding was always that he retired early as a heart health decision.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Lots of weird, insecure virtue signaling about the dumbest shit on the internet sometimes.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Reggie Fils-Aime was the only person I had ever heard of with than name until this recruit came alone.
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2023 Heisman
Haven't paid attention to the Heisman since Colt's snub. Did Bijan even get an invite to this circle jerk last year?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
First thing I thought of.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Meh. I think the whole cold weather thing is overrated. I wouldn't exactly call Austin's weather desirable for much of the year. If we're just talking weather, I'd take the four seasons of the PNW over heat, heat, and more heat.
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Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
Lol glad to hear he's still being a bitch baby about it. It's even funnier knowing that 90% of the population of Berkeley probably don't give a shit about anything football related. So it's not even like he's playing to a crowd. He's just that much of a pussy.
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Tell me about ou
The posters over at dirt burglars seem to think JA is going to come in and win them a title next year, so this doesn't surprise me.
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
I briefly went to the middle school behind that Denny's. Hanging around that area on shrooms sounds like a recipe for an awful trip to me.