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mr. sunshine

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  1. Sally calls him Old Faithful when it comes to taking a dump
  2. Well it gave 4 of my family members superpowers so I’d say it’s a wash
  3. I don’t understand. You’re a good, longtime poster. Personally I’ve even refused to engage in any banter, usually not that witty, about your mom just out of respect. But after multiple, sometimes even articulate threads about a series that is generally rated top 5 and ended 14 years ago you recently decided to watch the Wire only because your girlfriend urged you to? Undefeated indeed
  4. A boar hog’s tits think he’s useless
  5. Not to knock Payton as that is in capable hands but it makes me ponder what’s the difference between quitting, stepping down, or as thread title suggests, leaving? A couple of years? More than a decade? Having to track Mack’s plane?
  6. The last place someone enjoyed chopping it up with a guy named Hudson Standish was Plymouth Rock
  7. More accessories than Malibu Barbie. Hey man I had a sister
  8. mr. sunshine replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football
    This reminds me of Jeff Daniels buying his whole wardrobe at a convenience store in the movie Something Wild
  9. That alone would make this 13 years and counting walk in the desert totally worth it
  10. mr. sunshine replied to Trey3216's topic in Music
    Didn’t know he left his Dallas home barefoot and in his underwear at 18 after his mother died and his alcoholic father tried to kill him with a butcher knife. Also he was Belushi’s understudy on the National Lampoon road show. RIP Meat
  11. This is officially the worst I’ve ever felt about laughing at something
  12. (Checks thesaurus)
  13. Based on their drive times to Dallas and the Mexican border I always assumed Arlen was in Bell County
  14. This. He must have skipped basic junior high weed etiquette
  15. The Counselor. Never watched it before but it was released in 2013 and roundly slammed by critics as I recall which was disappointing because I think that Ridley Scott fellow is a pretty darned good director. It’s on the Starz rotation now. Not without some redeeming qualities but gotdamn even a decade ago Cameron Diaz looked like 12 miles of bad road
  16. Let’s see…Indian chief, construction worker, cowboy, biker, cop. aggy is only a soldier short of the Village People
  17. I think bill’s point was not to disparage Urban Cowboy but to point out she co-starred in a massively successful movie only two years earlier but still was without representation. As far as Urban Cowboy goes if it’s on I’ll watch it to the end. Same for Saturday Night Fever and Grease. There. I said it
  18. The recruiting board may not be for you. Actually, commenting on anything at all may not be for you
  19. Discussed back in June but only recently ended up on my old man radar. So good
  20. mr. sunshine replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    She’s the female Boomhauer only with way less range
  21. Actually he’s not too bad. Before this broadcast I would have thought he was some cartoon character that didn’t take off
  22. CBS has 49ers v Cowboys tomorrow so these are their #2 announcers? Everyone else must have Covid
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