Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

mr. sunshine

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by mr. sunshine

  1. That’s 8 unless Kansas didn’t lose to Kansas which they probably did so your answer stands
  2. No, Antonio. You’ve made millions and people have put up with your shit for years because you’re such a good guy
  3. All top shelf but your math is questionable. Grade-wise you can probably expect only a C but you’ll get one of those smiley face stickers from the teacher
  4. Yeah we’ve got almost everything but paramount+ but the mrs. is aware there’s Yellowstone-related crap on there so this seals the deal
  5. That would be a very nice line up today unless you’re dead or Kevin Spacey
  6. Good for Houston. They haven’t had a pro football team since 1996
  7. ESPN crawler says Sumlin will be head coach of the Houston Gamblers in the USFL reboot. He’s back baby
  8. If I called the shots any ad using Like a Virgin would have to be muted and have Quentin Tarantino in a picture in picture in the corner explaining the real meaning of the song
  9. He was 82. Paper Moon rules
  10. The opening scene with the Henry Fonda reveal is allsome but yeah it’s goes very slowly downhill in the 2 1/2 hours that follow. Also Charles Bronson’s fucking harmonica “tune” is headache inducing
  11. Like they offer everyone with an 8th grade diploma but they’ve probably relaxed that by now
  12. So this will be a three way?
  13. On second thought I’ll see your Bumper Pool and raise you a Barkevious Mingo
  14. Bird Sherrill may be most SEC name ever. Also his smile is that of a kidnap victim
  15. I watched Big for the umpteenth time yesterday and was reminded how funny it actually is. It’s a classic movie. Not underrated. I get that. But it’s actually funny from the beginning almost to the end
  16. Meh after years of watching him somehow outrun every other elite athlete on the field I’ve developed a begrudging respect for the little shit
  17. She doesn’t look real. More like a hologram. Can you fuck a hologram? Asking for a friend
  18. I’ll take a Californian as a neighbor over your typical Yankee any fucking day of the week
  19. But he really took the tiny bottle of chardonnay and some cheese cubes on a paper plate as an inspirational message and not the “fuck you” it was intended to be. Really
  20. I love this guy
  21. They should have known surly elite only drive hovercraft
  22. This. For example years ago I thoroughly enjoyed Trapper John, M.D. especially Pernell Roberts’ portrayal of the title character. I understand there was some backstory there but I never followed up on it. Something about Korea
  23. And yet we crossed the streams
  24. Initially the commercial for the Guaranteed Rate Bowl sounds like they’re advertising the Guaranteed Rape Bowl but I’m old and perhaps hard of hearing and Baylor’s in the Sugar Bowl anyway
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.