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mr. sunshine

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  1. Like most things it picks up once you add some alcohol
  2. Looks like he’s on the Rod Stewart and Richard Gere gay plan where you just pull all that quality wool as a subterfuge
  3. Hells yeah. He’ll probably be super high and out act everybody
  4. Bungles, Tatonka, Brady, Cows, Chefs & Smurf
  5. Some are high. Some are rated. When they’re both you got a Bru
  6. As a former county attorney I had to file some public nuisance cases. This seems open and slam if you ask me
  7. Colonguard. Hey I just noticed you good people over here looking at your lunch menus and decided to come over and remind you that I’m a box that you can crap in and then give to your mail carrier
  8. True but they could at least get a little Cubs-like devotion for the time being if anyone associated with the franchise seemed the least bit likeable
  9. Crazy. For thinking my love could hold you. I’m crazy for trying and crazy for crying and I’m crazy for loving you
  10. He said that it could lead to someone dominating college football and your first guess is aggy. Interdasting
  11. What is something Bob Stoops wouldn’t say?
  12. NFL teams regularly hire rejects from the Island of Misfit Toys as coaches but you question whether there will be interest in a guy who took a team to the Super Bowl? This is just part of your schtick right?
  13. Hey he’s eating Taco Bell. He’s not picky
  14. aggy: a commercial in a championship game is pretty much the same as actually playing in a championship game right?
  15. Plus they’re eating Taco Bell pre-sex. You live and learn kids
  16. Two skeletons kissing in a big x-ray machine in front of a crowd who apparently in 2021/2022 is shocked/surprised/elated that
  17. Yeah their last couple of practices probably amounted to them sitting around listening to all the “experts” pick Georgia based on jack fucking shit
  18. mr. sunshine replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football
  19. I like P. Terry’s alright except they managed to buy one of shittiest locations in New Braunfels at Hwy 46 and I-35. If you manage to pull in there good luck ever getting out
  20. I’ve learned from these commercials that every woman Frank Thomas encounters wants to fuck him on the spot and their cuck husbands are positively excited about the prospect
  21. mr. sunshine replied to Hanrahan's topic in Football
    Let’s face it. As far as really putting a sweat towel under stress we haven’t had anyone in Patterson’s league since Jeff Madden left
  22. mr. sunshine replied to Lou's topic in Football
    I like how he handled that interview. Comes across as diplomatic while never abandoning his position that Graham is in fact a douche bag. Bravo
  23. mr. sunshine replied to Lou's topic in Football
    Rumor was he was a loner but never alone. That meant every night he got one step closer to the danger zone
  24. mr. sunshine replied to Lou's topic in Football
    Some guys have vision. This one had double vision. Sure his mind was racing, his body was in the lead but ultimately that double vision got the best of him
  25. Bad Day at Black Rock was just on TCM. What a cast. They wouldn’t even try to pull off Spencer Tracy’s slow burn anymore. If there was a reboot the lead would kill everybody in the first 15 minutes
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