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mr. sunshine

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  1. Daddy did you see that? What? Guy got me on the ground. Tried to fuck me. You wish
  2. Without a Trace. It came out in ‘83 and its not a great movie by any stretch but if it’s on when I’m flipping channels I’ll watch it to the end. Still get verklimpt when Judd Hirsch finally finds the kidnapped kid and returns him to his mom
  3. I thought that was her but her titties don’t look huge. She needs a reshoot
  4. The stars are night at big and bright clap, clap, clap, clap Deep in the heart if Texas
  5. Plus the Kraft cheese commercials about if your kid won’t eat their healthy vegetables just drown that shit in Kraft cheese
  6. Most call it dog piling. aggy calls it Saturday night
  7. SEC jizz literally shoots out of their ears
  8. They were hanging out around the salt lick
  9. Well at least not without a subpoena
  10. I don’t know if this is a Mitch Hedberg joke but if he was alive he’d wish it was
  11. The tagline to any decent ESPN documentary
  12. This show about the rich, rich history of Mississippi State baseball and their 0 national titles is fascinating
  13. No Golden Years? Not a dealbreaker but come on
  14. It’s like the old steam table at a titty bar. The one with the coagulated meatballs
  15. or the boombox isn’t working so we’re unable to serenade you with 12 straight hours of ranchera at full blast
  16. I’ve lived across the street from several residential construction sites for the past couple of years so excuse me if my reaction to shrill, loud whistling to no tune in particular differs from yours
  17. You must be his mother
  18. Instead of strangling the whistler they’re actually clapping along. I think whoever determines academic rankings should take this into account when they rank Vanderbilt dead last
  19. This relief pitcher seems to have trouble coming to terms with the fact that he sucks
  20. Hey man you try chewing cud without it getting a little sloppy
  21. Well he doesn’t like you apparently
  22. I had to step away from the TV for a moment. Was that Mississippi State batter awarded first base because the lace on the catcher’s mitt might have grazed him?
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