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Red Five

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  1. Red Five replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    Well “purchasing” Greenland isn’t an option. They have only told us a billion times it is not for sale.
  2. I wonder how long before he starts referring to the Nobel Peace Prize that he "won".
  3. ... and then Mark Davis fell out the window of a very tall building.
  4. Well he does have about eight more hours.
  5. Why aren't the resident Surly fascists defending any of this? Hell why aren't they here bragging? I mean, since they of course support everything that's happening. I find that strange.
  6. Anyone here watch Man in the High Castle? It was an alternate history where the US lost WW2. Well... That version where the present day US is run by Germany and Japan... um....
  7. He doesn't care about this though. He wants to own it and probably put his name on it.
  8. Stephen Miller: "Local police have been told to stand down and surrender." https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/stephen-miller-ice-minneapolis-protests-b2903238.html Man, I'm still just waiting patiently for all of the states rights, freedom, 2nd Amendment, etc. people to hear about what's happening.
  9. Red Five replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    ... because that's what he would do. As a dictator.
  10. We can already do whatever the fuck we want to in Greenland. But of course that's not what this is about.
  11. Let me put it this way.... You get two options. 1) He keels over this afternoon. 2) He's our president until January 20, 2029. Three years and one day from now. You're saying you would choose option 2?
  12. Honestly I don't even know how to respond. I, personally, would rather Trump not be president for the next three years.
  13. Well, yes. We wouldn't be doing a lot of this crazy shit with Vance in office. Getting Trump out of office is step number one that has to happen and I just can't fathom saying that you hope he serves out the rest of his term. Decent chance we won't even be around to see it. And the entire world will erupt in celebration like nothing we have ever seen before when it happens. Like Yankee Stadium the night we got Bin Laden, but times 100000 and over the entire planet.
  14. I keep seeing this sentiment and I just don't get it.
  15. Nope, don't you go getting too far down this page, thread about the President covering up his history of child rape and sex trafficking. 31 days past the deadline and the percentage I saw yesterday of files released up to this point: .06%.
  16. As a prospect? Baxter was the #1 RB recruit in his class.
  17. Has he shared his lovely thoughts on MLK yet?
  18. Red Five replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    I was fond of "No one has done more for NATO than me and now I am going to attempt to destroy it".
  19. "clown face, clown face, clown face" hahaha
  20. Yeah judging just by Burton’s reaction I think we’re gonna sign that Indiana OG. “Um I can’t comment on that, so anyway….”
  21. “Because you didn’t give me the Nobel Peace Prize I’m going to blow up NATO and start WW3.” Jesus Christ remove this fucking lunatic from office. There has to be enough R’s that value, you know, not starting a world war over literally nothing.
  22. "China and Russia want Greenland and there is not a thing Denmark can do about it." I don't think he knows what NATO is. For real.
  23. ".... (NATO) have traveled to Greenland, for purposes unknown." Staggering. Just staggering. THEY ALL PUT OUT A FUCKING LETTER SPELLING OUT EXACTLY WHY THEY ARE THERE AND IT'S TO PROTECT GREENLAND, OUR ALLY, FROM YOU.
  24. President of the United States threatening NATO with WW3 if they don't let him steal another NATO country. You happy, 79 million fucking morons?
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