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Red Five

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  1. Well, yes. We wouldn't be doing a lot of this crazy shit with Vance in office. Getting Trump out of office is step number one that has to happen and I just can't fathom saying that you hope he serves out the rest of his term. Decent chance we won't even be around to see it. And the entire world will erupt in celebration like nothing we have ever seen before when it happens. Like Yankee Stadium the night we got Bin Laden, but times 100000 and over the entire planet.
  2. I keep seeing this sentiment and I just don't get it.
  3. Nope, don't you go getting too far down this page, thread about the President covering up his history of child rape and sex trafficking. 31 days past the deadline and the percentage I saw yesterday of files released up to this point: .06%.
  4. As a prospect? Baxter was the #1 RB recruit in his class.
  5. Has he shared his lovely thoughts on MLK yet?
  6. Red Five replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    I was fond of "No one has done more for NATO than me and now I am going to attempt to destroy it".
  7. "clown face, clown face, clown face" hahaha
  8. Yeah judging just by Burton’s reaction I think we’re gonna sign that Indiana OG. “Um I can’t comment on that, so anyway….”
  9. “Because you didn’t give me the Nobel Peace Prize I’m going to blow up NATO and start WW3.” Jesus Christ remove this fucking lunatic from office. There has to be enough R’s that value, you know, not starting a world war over literally nothing.
  10. "China and Russia want Greenland and there is not a thing Denmark can do about it." I don't think he knows what NATO is. For real.
  11. ".... (NATO) have traveled to Greenland, for purposes unknown." Staggering. Just staggering. THEY ALL PUT OUT A FUCKING LETTER SPELLING OUT EXACTLY WHY THEY ARE THERE AND IT'S TO PROTECT GREENLAND, OUR ALLY, FROM YOU.
  12. President of the United States threatening NATO with WW3 if they don't let him steal another NATO country. You happy, 79 million fucking morons?
  13. Red Five replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    We should have the national dialogue that should have happened in early 2021, where we try to figure out how a person so singularly unsuited for a position of power got elected President of the United States. Twice.
  14. Thanks Melanie. Yeah I kind of figured that when a bunch of people who all spent years screaming "release the files!" got in charge and suddenly made it their top priority in life to not release the files.
  15. The surgeons really did an amazing job reattaching the top of his ear. You can't even tell he was shot there. By a bullet. From a gun.
  16. Same with Noem. Jake Tapper asked her the other day how it makes sense that the ICE nazi was within his rights to murder Good, and also that Trump was right in pardoning thousands of 1/6'ers who spent an afternoon beating up cops and trying to kill our elected leaders. Her head exploded and she started spouting gibberish. There is no rational defense for any of this and these people aren't good at spitting out word salad.
  17. Thought experiment: What would the reaction look like if Joe Biden, while being made to take weekly cognitive exams, was openly talking about invading Australia or something and going to war with NATO?
  18. If you have to even say it, should probably just go ahead and do it. Pick a crime, any crime. Start with child rape.
  19. Golly, almost like it's exactly what Russia would want.
  20. Better chance of a military coup at that point I think. It would be an illegal order. Or maybe I'm just an optimist.
  21. I wonder if when the interview was over, he walked away thinking "I just made the case for going to war with NATO on national television."
  22. Your gif should have been the follow-up question.
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