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Red Five

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  1. 30 days past the deadline.
  2. Dude spent the years 2020-2024 thinking of all the different ways to make billions by being president again. Provided he could stay out of jail, of course.
  3. I know it's really far down the list of shit he's done, but I just can't wrap my mind around taking something from someone that is their greatest achievement in life. Like in 1994 demanding Tom Hanks give you his Oscar for Philadelphia. Then he reluctantly does. "Thanks Tom!"
  4. That would be infuriating. They were afraid to go hard after him on almost anything. Not his felony convictions, rapings, Epstein stuff.... Meanwhile they spent four months setting her and Walz on fire for anything and everything, including made up shit.
  5. I'm chuckling at what that must look like. Like you just keep scrolling, and scrolling, and scrolling.... and then finally you get to the part where he decides to run for president in 2015.
  6. Not enough power on earth to keep that running.
  7. I can't believe we needed a judge's ruling to decide that peaceful protesters can't be injured or arrested.
  8. Money and a college degree might help some there.
  9. So Charlie Kirk gets shot, and we all get told "better not hear one fucking bad word about him, or else!". A woman gets shot and killed in her car by nazis, and everyone in the administration immediately starts calling her a terrorist for no reason. Gotcha. I was thinking earlier how depressing it is that we haven't had any high profile republican defections yet. Guess I can remove the "high profile" part of that sentence. I guess the closest we got was MTG, but even that was like "Oh don't get me wrong, I'm still an evil nazi. I just don't like how he treated ME."
  10. I don't think he ever even suited up for a game here.
  11. This would be like if we showed up to a friendly neighbor's house one day and demanded that they give us their house. And they say "Um no, this is my house and I intend to keep it." And then we promise to make their lives a living hell until they give us their house. And this person had previously been one of our best friends.
  12. Does he understand that if China or Russia tried to do what we're going to do, attack a NATO country, the result would be World War 3?
  13. I think it's time for wild speculation. I'll guess Kobe Black.
  14. I've told this before, but I went to a Baptist wedding a few years back and the entire sermon was shit like that above. "You are now an extension of your new husband. It is your duty to do as he pleases" etc. I was absolutely dumbfounded, and everyone around me was just nodding along.
  15. Can't do one of those memes for golf tournaments, because he's already done that like 30 times for real.
  16. They are doing everything they possibly can, illegally mind you, to cover up CHILD RAPE. Forget everything else horrific Dotard has done... Imagine still supporting him at this stage.
  17. I hate this part. "Did the car brush him??". It doesn't fucking matter. Like if they prove the bumper touched his leg then it's totally ok to shoot her three times in the face.
  18. It's like they all learned the word on 1/6/2021, and just like Dotard, throw it around randomly for anyone/anything they don't like. Car gets a flat tire. "This is a violent insurrection!"
  19. Stephen Miller said today that Walz and Frey “willfully incited this violent insurrection”.
  20. I thought it was pretty obvious when Bruce Willis was shot in the first scene, and then in the next he's just hanging out talking to only a little kid. "Oh he died and he's a ghost."
  21. A reporter asked him today "Why would you want to take someone else's Nobel Peace Prize?". He mumbled something like "Well she offered it to me."
  22. Reporters were yelling questions at Dotard this morning, and he wouldn't commit to staying in NATO. Also, he wouldn't rule out armed conflict with our NATO allies if they tried to protect Greenland from us.
  23. Which one of Black/Robertson is moving to safety?
  24. Oh yeah well your post made me realize that I have an Oklahoma Sooner for my avatar.
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