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William Bludworth

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  1. If there was ever a great porn name, this is it. Can confirm. They are the best in the sack. My god, what a wonderful time we had. Absolutely disgusting freak, and I loved every second of it. As for Bonnie BJ, you take one look at this picture and tell me she wouldn't commit arson on your house if you didn't text back within three minutes. You can't hide crazy eyes. WNB.
  2. For sure. What he did on the field was insane. He was an incredible athlete.
  3. So last year part deux? Perfect! How in the hell is Sarkisian recruiting from behind for the second year in a row? We replaced Akina, Scott, and PK with superior upgrades, what the fuck? Everyone else is still here.
  4. Yeah, I can agree with that. Get him going full speed and he would crush it. Hyundai start, Ferrari finish.
  5. I will never understand why a team would take a QB they're unsure of in the first round instead of waiting until the next. Taking a QB for the sake of taking a QB is Cleveland-level stupidity. That explains why they're consistent street urchins every year. As maddening as it can get to be a Tampa Bay fan, I just take a look at the state of Ohio and tell myself at least I have seen my team win two titles this century, and recently. I wish Mayfield would fuck off somewhere else, even if he does have a hot wife. He sucks shit.
  6. I assumed after my mistake was pointed out, and I owned up to it, it didn't need to be pointed out. I figured they let him in early. I have no qualms about it. He was a hell of a coach, and set the bar really high. The rules back then were way different, and well before my time; he apparently has two SB titles and five championships. I learned that his first three were before the SB-era, and once the NFL-AFL merger happened he won two SB's. Five championships in seven years is absurd, I don't care what era it was. That's incredible.
  7. Jackson Christian. VY had more agility than speed. I believe he ran like a 4.5 or 4.6 forty, which obviously isn't slow compared to most QB's, but he was extremely deceptive. He didn't look fast, but he was quick and had that long stride.
  8. Yeah, I don't know too much about who they hire other than what he and Kiriakou said about psychopathic-traits, not actual psychopathy. I do see a lot of former special forces and military taking jobs as contractors. I don't know what they do specifically, other than some (or a lot, I don't know) protect ambassadors and such. The CIA itself doesn't really do much for me. I've read through a lot of now de-classified documents and they seem more stupid than anything else. I'm not talking about the former special ops community who cm actually use their pink computers to make good, rational decisions, but more those at the top who collude and waste money on dumb ideas. It's pretty remarkable at the ineptitude over the years with them. Everything from spending money to put a wire tap on cats to listen in on conversations (epic fail, obviously) to using LSD to try and extract information (which is absurd). Hiring hookers to bring men back to hotels. We definitely aren't talking about Darpa-level intelligence.
  9. Who the fuck are you? Don't bother, I don't care. You're beneath my relevance.
  10. Great. I don't think name calling is worth the effort over a mistake, but you do you, you miserable pussy. I owned up to it, dipshit.
  11. I feel you, bud. I was watching a video recently of this anesthesiologist who went to a conference and they had volunteers intravenously take LSD. What the doctors thought was the brain would be going wild, but in reality what they saw was the brain was just steady. They asked the volunteers to describe what they saw, and they all basically said they were tripping balls. So what the doctors have hypothesized is that our consciousness is in what's called the quantum tubules. Basically, when we "die" our consciousness does go back to the universe, but it's in its own state of being; that could be your "heaven" seeing family and friends, pets, whomever. So they surmise we don't actually die in the traditional sense, our bodies are just vessels, but our consciousness is still active even after it leaves the body (and they don't even know if it's even part of the brain or something else). So you're spot on. He's still here; he's experiencing his own personal place of peace and love. His name is Dr. Stuart Hammeroff. It's a very fascinating listen and watch if you ever want to learn more about it on YouTube. Hook Em, Scott 🤘
  12. Your first mistake was talking to them
  13. I have no idea who this person is, but that's a cool memorial. Rest in love to the guy. My sincere condolences to his family and friends.
  14. Google. Clearly it's run by AI, which now fucking sucks because you can't get a real answer. In short, I fucked up on the Lombardi one, so I'll own up to it. I see he died from colon cancer in 1970 (fuck cancer) and got in the HOF in 1971, so I got part of it right (posthumous induction), but he apparently had to wait 2 years, which is still pretty wild. I don't get how or why NFL players have to be out of the league for five seasons before they're eligible for induction, but coaches it's one year after retirement. Makes absolutely no sense. Coaches used to have to wait five years like players, but the rule changed in August of 2024. Of? Conversing with other posters? I'm sorry you're upset; tell your husband and see if you can get a back rub out of it. Now that I think about it—who the fuck are you?
  15. I think it's completely different than the baseball analogy, simply because it's still a professional league, whereas college is still college—for the time being. And sure, it's easy to say "They won't care what others think because they'll get paid." That's a nice thought, but money doesn't cure embarrassment or a bruised ego. Money can do a lot of things, but it cannot stop pain. Now whether that happens immediately or not, who knows? At the end of the day those in the league, or those who will be lottery picks will look down on those who want to come back and play CBB simply because they can't play with mature men or more skilled players. Of course, not all will, but I bet the majority will. I mean, I get it, but at the same time I also view it as tragic and pathetic. If we had one of our former players come back, I would be embarrassed as fuck. Yeah, I would love to see us win a title in my lifetime, but not at the expense of having 25 year olds coming back because they suck in the pros. I love joking about it, but actually thinking it out makes me cringe. Maybe that's because my mind hasn't accepted this is either how it will be going forward, or I'm holding out hope that congress will put a stop to the nonsense. This is all my opinion, obviously, so I cannot speak for others. I don't see it as gross, I see it as sad, honestly.
  16. Rivals-On3. The gift that keeps on giving. ESPN has him ranked as the #1 RB in the COUNTRY, FWIW. I dislike espn unless they rank our commits high. If they don't, their rankings suck.
  17. Allen Iverson has an old, white fisherman cousin? The more you know.
  18. Now that is dope as hell. Man I wish I could have met him. That's seriously awesome as hell.
  19. Why? Did you even bother to look before assuming? I laid out coaches who came before BB and his run in the early aughts who were "greats" and had to wait. Only five HC's have ever made it their first bat up. The rioting is dumb and ridiculous. They aren't players sacrificing their lives every week. Yes, they run the team, but that's why players + OC + DC + ST coaches are just as pivotal to success. Even fucking Lombardi had to wait. You know, the guy the fucking trophy is named after.
  20. People are hung up on the Cowher shit, and it's not a direct comparison, it was to show that even great coaches have to wait, not that he is better than BB. It's why I also laid out Jimmy Johnson, Bill Walsh (3x SB winner), and I should have named Joe Gibbs (3x SB winner) had to wait. Just because he has six SB titles doesn't entitle him to shit. He didn't even meet the bare minimum required votes. That's not on me, I don't give a fuck at the end of the day; HOF or not. He's a great coach, but even the greats have to wait. Their criteria is clearly different. Even Vince fucking Lombardi, from which the name of the God damn trophy is named after, didn't even make the HOF until the year after his passing in 1977. He had to wait 8 years, 7 of which he was alive, therefore he was elected posthumous. Yeah, even that guy had to wait; so Belichick will be fine, I assure everyone. Only five HC's have ever made the HOF their first time: George Halas & Curly Lambeau (1963) Tom Landry (1990) - the only one I give a fuck about, if being fair. He's a Longhorn, the rest can fuck off, I don't care about them. Had they gone to Texas I would. Chuck Knoll (1993) Don Shula (1997) So, as you can see, the last former coach to make the HOF their first bat up was 29 years ago. I guess I'll change my "Cowher had to wait" to Lombardi so people can grasp the simple things. The internet is a magical tool, and somehow (not calling you out specifically) didn't even bother to look at other great coaches and their wait time; just assume 6 titles = automatic! Wrong.
  21. He will be far beyond pathetic if he does this. He will be a laughingstock. Will it help UCLA in CBB? Probably. But he will be mercilessly mocked by both opponents, their fans, and students at the school his own school. That may not seem like much when writing it out, but imagine hearing you're such a bust that you literally had to come back to college to play against students because you suck that bad. His mental health will take such a beating, I will almost guarantee, championship (with an asterisk next to it, assuming it happens; really whatever happens) or not, he 1) won't be making it back to the NBA since they have seen he sucks, and 2) he'll figure out real fast how sad, tragic, and pathetic he is in his journey. A complete and utter failure at the highest level—literally. He is so bitch made that not only will the aforementioned lay out a verbal annihilation, you already know a metric fuck ton of NBA, current to retired, are going to go balls deep in him and anyone else who goes from the NBA back to college. Not even the G-league (that's a developmental league), but the NBA. I look forward to listening to Kevin Garnett on his podcast destroy this nobody.
  22. Ew. I don't want that dog abusing sack of shit to ever be around any program. Fuck that turd. Had he not been a gigantic wad of crust stained cum and a horrible human being, I would have asked the same. Knowing what he is, fuck that vaginal torrent of cock suckery.
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