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William Bludworth

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  1. Ass blood comes from hemorrhoids and a torn asshole. Asswater comes from eating at Bennigan's.
  2. UW 90s unis are so bad ass. I wish they would go back to those permanently. That's it. That's all I got for UW.
  3. Almost. Except I I flipped, hit face, and the universe decided it wasn't done with me, so j went forward all while gripping the handlebars seeing my life flash before my eyes. Who knew the third most agonizing pain I ever felt were broken arms? Only surpassed by breaking my back and shattering part of my spine from a car accident, and then ripping the muscles off of my rotator cuff.
  4. They're one in the same, so really who can tell the difference? One half resides in the Chernobyl district, and the other in the Chernobyl water.
  5. Oh yeah. I didn't cry, either! Eating pavement never felt so gratifying since she noticed my existence for that single day.
  6. Maybe Trey Owens has aggressive CTE and he didn't know what he was saying? Jk. Fuck that dipshit
  7. Hurt: Clark, Gibson, Kibble, Barnes Nice to have: Santana Wilson, Liona Lefau Better off without: everybody else
  8. Wana hear the one where my friends and I thought it would be a neat idea to set up plywood to try and jump a car with our bikes and I broke both my arms and will to live after my hot older neighbor girl watched the fail unfold in real time?
  9. I honestly had no idea UW had such an incredibly loud stadium until I was looking through lists, and I went through probably 10, and every single one of them listed UW in the top 5. I was shocked. But that's pretty epic.
  10. They're equally important, imo. It's easy to find WR's in portal, so the HS route is less stressful in that dept. OL and DT are the rarest. RB is kind of 50/50 depending how well you recruit. For every Ahmad Hardy and Justice Haynes, there are 100 Jaydn Ott, so you really have to evaluate HS RB well.
  11. He's still #1 by espn, for whatever that's worth.
  12. Neyland and LSU are usually listed as 1a and 1b, and Penn St as 1c (letters next to the number doesn't reflect who is louder, just the top 3 in no order, except maybe Neyland and Tiger stadium, which could probably go back and forth), Williams-Brice (USCe), Sanford in Georgia, as well.
  13. You are now Jesus on this board. No offense, @JesusSweatDuck . Wait, are you sure? She looks older in photos on Google. I'm not doubting you, but is her last name actually Jaros or Jarosińska? Edit: found the answer and your sir are correct.
  14. Yeah, those were awesome. Seeing Butler go toe to toe until the final buzzer was insane. I can't believe that's been almost 16+ years now. I'm not even old, and I feel old as shit now.
  15. Well that and fetal alcohol syndrome topped with a hefty amount of meth and fentanyl use.
  16. Nice! Appreciate the feedback
  17. I disagree. If he weren't cantankerous he would get whatever he wanted to compete. He just wanted no part of it because he saw what it has become.
  18. I think Sark was average before NIL really took off, but once the flood gates opened and he began his Ghengis Khan raid, it changed.
  19. Midwestern TE that spurned Iowa is good enough for me. He's going to be a gamer. Those Midwestern guys are built different. I'm a fan. This dude had serious offers from Iowa, Ohio State, Bama, Auburn, Florida, Illinois, Pitt, Tennessee, aggy, Notre Dame, Stanford, and offers from IVY league schools, so he's here for the education. The best part is he spurned legit schools who develop the TE position at a high clip. Notre Dame Stanford Iowa Bama He'll be a dude. Low key one of my top 5 favorite recruits.
  20. This kid is the real deal. I look forward to renegotiating his contract every year. But in the meantime I'm going to enjoy year one. He'll get carries, he'll look solid, and then payday. He's a baller. I don't give a shit how small his school is or district, when you know you know. He was was named the Broward 4A-1A Offensive Player of the Year, indicating his school competed at that level. They played bigger schools and he was still almost unstoppable.
  21. Tomorrow we will all be Cignettis. After that, fuck Indiana and their program and they can slink back to irrelevance. But I do love a good Cinderella story in sports. Butler vs Duke in the championship two straight years was amazing. We threw a party at my house just because we wanted Butler to win because fuck Duke.
  22. I'm with you. I no longer care about what four or five-star might or might not be committed. I didn't even realize Junior Day was this weekend, that's how checked out I am. I don't begrudge any player thinking they're worth this or that, or even if they grew up a Texas fan. It's just not the same anymore. Players are too unwillingly to sit and learn. First chance at adversity and they're gone. It's sad, actually. It makes them look soft af. Very small percentage of players will stick it out and get better, even five-stars who know they will be first round picks like Colin Simmons, Arch Manning, Jeremiah Smith, and a few others. They have real dreams, trust the corches to get them to the NFL, but for the most part, most of the recruits will be gone after 1-2 seasons. That's not being negative Nancy, that's just the reality we're in.
  23. No, she's not all that at all. She's very beautiful, but yeah, there are thousands upon thousands who are better looking with better bodies, she was just easier to find because she's famous. I can't remember her name off the top of my head, but I love this chick.
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