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William Bludworth

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  1. "NoahAg, please report to the parking lot at TexAgs. Looch wants to meet you there." I will be surprised if he gets an invite to the combine. His stats are mid at best. He can't get to the QB, his solo tackling is abysmal. I just looked up his stats on espn and they're not good. He has one season where he has over 35 solo tackles and it was 39 his freshman year. His tackles have gone down every year. He has 6.5 sacks in his 3 years, and his highest was 2.5 his Soph year (which was arguably his best). He plays ILB like Ant Hill, who has 17 career sacks, had 115 TOT his soph season, compared to York's 82 TOT. Hill had 4 sacks this season compared to York having 1 with a HS schedule. This dude ain't getting drafted, even on "potential." He runs a reported 4.58 40. That's slow for both LB and Safety. His career will be with Manziel in the Fan Controlled League. For comparison, Hill runs a reported 4.4 40 The best way to see how fast a baseball player runs is asking the 60 yard dash since they don't run a 40. I have gotten so many different answers asking about Bryce Harper, Mike Trout, Griffey, etc. It's hard to guage their 40 due to them specifically training for just that, and some pick up speed after the 40, I learned. I'm not even mad at the guy who is making fun of people who stutter. For the first time I'm actually sad. I had a friend who stuttered in junior high, nicest guy ever, and just reading someone who thinks they're awesome for making fun of that hurts my heart. My friend had severe trauma which caused his stuttering, and it took years of therapy to help him work past it. What a piece of shit. It would be like me making fun of someone with Angelmam Syndrome and saying "I can't move my body, barely think and can't talk. So funny, guys! "
  2. I'm still in the mid to late 20s to mid 30s range for my age, but I've seen some hot ass mom's in their 40s-50s, though. Like ridiculously hot.
  3. Yes. National Fertilizers Limited. Did you really think the professional league? York?
  4. Just roll up to college again and hang outside the dorms. Unless you're bald and fat, or look 70.
  5. Like I said, I get the "why," I'm just confused as to what they think they saw compared to a player who has never proven themselves. If Baker is cool moving inside, I'm cool with it. It's just the part about moving a proven guy who did well to make room for a guy to take his place that hasn't proven anything, you know?
  6. It was an example of how close player A was to committing to player B, not class.
  7. If my cock could reach my asshole, I would be a one man gay army locked in my house
  8. OK, and I get that, but why would you replace a guy who has proven his worth already in one year? It makes no sense. He's played in the SEC as a starter and did really well. Newman hasn't taken a snap, I do t believe. He has four years of eligibility, so he hasn't gone through a 13 game schedule, at the minimum. Maybe they battle it out, but he wants to play Russian roulette with a kid who hasn't played vs a kid who has played the entire season and didn't suck? I don't understand this line of thinking at all.
  9. Wait, wat? When was he ever "almost" a Longhorn? He briefly considered us, took an OV to the KSU game, and that was it. He visited twice. Yes, he was a priority, but that means nothing. It means Sark wanted him, not that he was considering coming here. Jared Curtis was closer to committing to Texas, as he visited Texas multiple times. More than 4 times, at least. He was a serious target, but Texas decided to go with Dia Bell instead. It came down to those two. Brown wasn't even close to committing to us.
  10. Where are you people hearing he's moving to guard? He's not moving to guard. Why would a guy who got better and better as the season went on as a first year starter, who many place as an almost certain first rd pick at tackle be moved to guard, unless Flood is just that fucking retarded? This dream or fantasy needs to die. It's not going to happen.
  11. Do you watch soccer outside of the World Cup? So, yeah, probably not. You should stick to American football. No, he's probably dead ass serious. Not even Weston McKennie, who is a fucking starter on the men's team.
  12. It adds to the trophy case, I'm fine with it. It also helps with the Director's Cup. If we sucked, yeah, I would agree. Except it's littered with students from overseas like Australia, UK, even Texas, MO, California, DC, NJ, FL, PA, Canada, New Orleans, Washington state, ILL, Conn, NY, Mich, Peru, NH, Germany, Netherlands, etc. Dave O'Neill is a 5 time national coach of the year and has led women's rowing to to perennial national contenders every single year in his 11 years coaching here. He's won 5 NC'S, and three here at Texas ('21,'22, 2024). His NC's are the most by any active coach in his field. He's won the most varsity races in NCAA history, he coached team USA in the Olympics. He was named US Rowing Man of the Year and Rowing News Coach Co the Year in 2022. The Longhorns have never placed outside the top 8 since he's been here. He's coached the team to 10 consecutive conference championships, and 8 consecutive top 4 finishes. At Texas, O’Neill is nine-time conference of the Year, a five-time CRCA Regional Coach of the Year and was named the 2015, 2021 and 2022 CRCA National Coach of the Year. O’Neill has led his teams to the NCAA Championships in each of his last 26 seasons as a collegiate head coach, including 16 years at the University of California. In 20 out of his 26 seasons as a head coach, his teams have finished within the top-four in the country. Additionally, in 22 out of his 26 years as a head coach, his First Eight has advanced to finals at the NCAA Championships. In 2025, O’Neill and the Texas Longhorns wrapped up another successful run at the NCAA Championships with a third-place finish. It was the eighth-consecutive top-four finish for the Horns. Texas compiled 118 points – the fifth-highest points total at a national meet in program history. The Texas I Four clinched its sixth-straight top-three finish at the national regatta with a third-place finish. The UT II Eight registered a fourth-place finish and the I Eight concluded the national meet with a third-place finish to earn a spot on the podium. Texas won the first-ever SEC Championship in Oak Ridge, Tenn., on May 11, claiming the program’s 10th-straight conference title and the program’s 14th overall. The Longhorns won three of six races with three runner-up finishes. Under O'Neill's tutelage, Texas won its third NCAA Championship in 2024 and its third in the last four years. The Longhorns totaled a program-record 130 points at the national regatta. Texas became just the third program to win three NCAA titles over a four-year stretch, joining Brown (1999-2000, '02) and Ohio State (2013-15). It was also the first time Texas had won two events at the same national championship. The Longhorns won their second-straight national title in the I Four and registered a runner-up finish in the II Eight. UT captured the national crown after the I Eight won the program's third Varsity Eight national championship. Senior Anna Jensen was named Big 12 Rower of the Year and the CRCA's National Rower of the Year. Freshman Rhiannon Luke garnered Big 12 Newcomer of the Year Honors as well. I'll stop there because it's almost endless. We stole the motherfucker from Cal.
  13. I don't get this line of thinking. It's huge. It's not a waste of resources at all. It's Non-revenue due to the limited amount of players, but if you play for a top 25 team, you'll get your money's worth. Same with Lacrosse. I get that you aren't a fan and don't understand the following, but it gets packed when you're playing other good teams. Soccer has been huge in the state for 3 decades, at the least. Texas produces a significant amount of good players who go OOS and some stay in-state. Here's some names for you just on the national (current and former) Clint Dempsey Weston McKennie Kellyn Acosta Jesús Ferreira Ricardo Pepi Chris Richards Jeff Agoos Neil Cohen Jay Needham Stuart Holden Lee Nguyen Ken Cooper Alex Dixon Just to name a few
  14. Midwestern State just won their first NC in 2025. They will always have a great program. It's been that way since I was a kid. I would know since I'm from there and had former HS teammates play for them.
  15. Lol. Sadly it's true. Even writing about it I feel this knot in my stomach and I die thinking about it. I once loved it with everything, but once you leave HS and you're away from home OOS, you really, really miss passing on just being a student. Waking up for workouts, class, practice, homework. Wash, rinse, repeat. It's why I never bemoan any player not loving something anymore in sports. I have never once said a bad thing about Cruz, Tyler Johnson, anybody. I get it. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't making the men's national team, but was good enough for D1. I wanted to come home and just be a student at Texas. You can't turn down a free scholarship until you can.
  16. CSB: I played D1 soccer before transferring to Texas. We made the final four. Got tired of playing and lost my love for it, so I decided it was time to move on. Love watching it, but something inside me died after my Soph year.
  17. They win championships. No complaints here.
  18. Guard all the way. He's may be 89 and 5'10, but has strong hands (refuses to let go of power since 1989), mean, will kill you without a second thought (meaner than Chris Lindstrom), great beard (better than Kasey Studdard's). All the makings of a solid day two pick. Sark should give him a call.
  19. Yell name call CTJ and Sydney having aneurysms show hot chicks Show the same gifs on every commit, knowing full well they probably won't be here next year generally hate all of the players on our team until they do something good Talk about how our players suck until spring post about alcohol and drug usage the good ole days the dark days post gifs and memes. make the worst puns about cheese that would make Europe suicidal Charleston Chicken fried steak And hate everyone. And I mean literally everyone, including ourselves Go into deep, deep depression about losing to Florida and bitch about how we should be in the CFP Sark is an idoit Other posters are idoits Imma looks like he carries matches and is probably an arsonist that hasn't been caught yet Make fun of the retards in Blinn/Chernobyl Station And my personal favorite— be mean to a guy who is literally dying of MS and Parkinson's We are the best and the absolute worst of humankind.
  20. Well, you go hard and fuck hard. I don't see you as a sooner, I see you as a creature. That's waaaaaaaay above a sooner. In another decade you may be looked at as a human being. Stay strong.
  21. Makes sense considering the placenta comes out last and if you eat it it makes you stronger. Boom will eat since he's a DL. Just ask Tom Cruise.
  22. Heard Fozzy say when he was there chilling with the offense on 3rd and Longhorn at halftime that you could hear him basically using the people's elbow on the whiteboard, and they all felt bad for that whiteboard. Lol But he said the defense came out the second half and he didn't think they even let the other team gain a first yard. Sometimes there needs to be collateral damage to get your point across.
  23. Honestly, I was just about to ask the same thing. We are loaded at Edge. Like, we have backups that could be starters. Simmons, Vasek (if healthy and not leaving unless we take another Edge), Zina Umeozulu, Richard Wesley, Lance Jackson, Brad Spence coming off the edge, Smith Orogbo, Justus Terry, Jamarion Carlton. Seems weird, but I guess it's so we don't have to be forced into playing/rotating Wesley and Orogbo/Carlton too much. I mean, I ain't gonna say no if he wants aboard. I dunno.
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