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William Bludworth

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  1. It's probably the hydrocodone from my root canal fogging my brain, but what do you mean by this?
  2. I know his family situation isn't great by any means, but he also lacked the "want." He was almost never on campus or with the team. Gone a ton in the spring, and the summer is when he stopped attending all-together. Unless you're ou and aggy playing us.
  3. Not disagreeing at all. He, from what I personally know, doesn't have the "want" part down. I have no idea what Choice was thinking. But that goes for the last couple of classes he recruited, not named CJ Baxter. Baxter is the anomaly. See: Clark, Christian; Stewart, Rickey; Gibson, Jerrick (to be fair, he got tired of Chad Scott's moronity and bolted, which I believe had a hand in his firing). Not the sole reason, but Scott is worse than anyone that comes to mind in the last 15 years who is that inept. The fumbles and all of that, yeah, I get it, but in the 4 games he played this year he only had 1 confirmed fumble, so it seems (key word) like he had been working on that part of his game over the off-season.
  4. Concur. But I'm not really sure he truly cared about football to be a contributor. He constantly had to leave spring and summer to head back home.
  5. IF Cook sees the field much. He's a moron. We have a semi-competent coach who it has taken 5 season to implement "his" offense. When you keep yes men in your circle, you can't be elite. He can be elite if he upgrades the OL corch and ST corch with ball smashing guys who have never smiled in their entire lives (I should recommend my ex-wife), otherwise we're stuck with competence and stubbornness who can be a really, really good coach IF he can take responsibility for what he has created for himself. Narcassist. Asshole to young adults who touch him. Now, let me preface this by saying Sarkisian walked into a really, really shitty situation. Like, diarrhea on the chest fetish-type shit. However, he inhereted a fucking ton of good to great players, too. Let's begin- 2021 to CFP appearances— Herman's players and an OL that fell into Flood's lap after Cristobal bailed for Miami (2022). Bijan, Rojo, Brooks, Blue, J-Whitt—all Herman players. JT Sanders, Gunnar Helm, Juan Davis, Jake Majors, Christian Jones, Hayden Connor—Herman players. Sorrell, Sweat, Murphy, Jaylan Ford, Broughton, Collins, Ojomo, Coburn, Sweat, Murphy, Barron, Taaffe, Agent 0, Gbenda, Blackwell, good Bert Auburn—Herman players. 2021- Herman guys who were good to solid upperclassmen to set the floor for the younger guys— Jacoby Jones, Anthony Cook, Jared Wiley (finished a solid career at TCU), Brenden Schooler (still a ST demon in the NFL), Tope Imade (loves coach Flood and acknowledges he's a great teacher and he finally found out what a good teacher can do) 2021/2022- Coburn (NFL), Ojomo (NFL), Jamison (NFL), Cook (brief stint with KC, ended up in the CFL), Barron (1st rd pick), Junior Angilau (transferred to Oregon his last year, got injured, not currently in any pro league. Good college player), Andrej Karic (transferred to Tennessee, not in the NFL. Good college player), Derek Kerstetter (Buffalo Bils C), Denzel Okafor (Jaguars), Cade Brewer (Seahawks) Herman guys we don't mention for obvious reasons- Troy Omeire, Joshua Moore (real, actual talent for footbll, but more of a talent for being retarded), Hudson Card (loves college almost as much as the next guy on the list), Casey Thompson (Bleh), Chris Adimora, BJ Foster (slowest football player ever), Marcus Washington, Kitan Crawford (still got drafted, tho, extremely good ST guy for Arizona Cardinals), Jerrin Thompson (UDFA Tennessee Titans, not currently on a roster), Daniel Young, Terrence Cooks II (will probably get drafted as a LB this coming draft in the 7th rd), Tyler Owens (UDFA, but currently with Washington Commanders). Sark's first go-round with the portal (massive misses, but he needed bodies) - Ben Davis, Jaleel Billingsly (CFL), Agiye Hall (who tf knows at this point. Probably in Huntsville on death row), Ovie Oghoufu (UDFA Las Vegas Raiders), Ray Thornton Sark's lone recruit was a FR in Worthy in 2021 because Michigan are idiots. Luck, nothing more. Sometimes you need luck. Indicates played 2025 season and eligible for the draft, as well as "notable" recruits for us (dark times) Transfers, and for good reason, aside from Gilbeau: Larry Turner-Goodwin (SJSU)* BJ Allen, Jr (North Texas)* Austin Jordan (TCU)* Jaylon Gilbeau (Texas)* probably UDFA Kitan Crawford (Nevada; 7th rd 2025 draft) X'avion Brice (Est Texas A&M; going pro in real estate)* Ishmael Ibraheem (Southern Miss)* JD Coffey III (San Diego State)* Jerrin Thompson (Auburn; not drafted. SURPRISE!!) Jamier Johnson (Indiana then to UCLA)* Morice Blackwell (UDFA; practice roster for Pittsburgh) Aaron Bryant (Vanderbilt)* Zac Swanson (Arizona State)* Jaray Bledsoe (Miss St)* Kriss Ross (Sac St; still has two years of eligibility) Justice Finkley (Kansas)* J'Mond Tapp (Southern Miss; two years of eligibility unless he enters the draft early. Decent production at Southern last year) DJ Harris, Jr (USF; played five years. Went from Edge to FB)* Trevell Johnson (UL-MONROE; last played in 2023. Unknown) Derrick Brown (Texas State; zero stats since transferring in 2022. Unknown) Malik Agbo (WVU; no stats) Logan Parr (SMU)* Neto Umeozulu (?) Junior Angilau (Oregon; no NFL team) Oof. Just to show that we aren't getting rid of this guy. His parents better be billionaires. Max Merrill (clings to his Texas scholarship with a death grip, and will continue to do so until 2030, at minimum when he's 30) 2026 Portal— Cam Coleman freak WR), Raleek Brown (RB), Hollywood Smothers (RB), Zion Williams (DT), Dylan Slikorski (LG), Gianni Spetic (K), Max Chiumento (punter), Trey DuBuc (LS), Jonte Newman (T/G), Melvin Siani (OT), Justin Cryer (LB), Rasheem Biles (LB; possiblly my favorite take, aside from the offensive haul skill positions), Michael Masunas (TE), Ian Geffrard (DE/DL), Bo Mascoe (DB) Much gruntled 2025 portal— Jack Endries (TE), Lavon Johnson (DT- portal'd out), Mason Shipley (K), Emmett Mosley V (S or X position), Maraad Watson (DT), Cole Brevard (DT), Travis Shaw (DT), Hero Kanu (DT; my personal favorite on the defense), Brad Spence (off-ball LB/DE; another dawg), Matthew Caldwell (QB), Jack Bouwmeester (Punter; savage) Gruntled 2024 portal- Isaiah Bond (Z or X), Trey Moore (Edge/ILB/OLB), Andrew Mukuba (S), Amari Niblack (bench), Matthew Golden (X, Y, S), Silas Bolden (K/P returner/slot), Kendrick Blackshire (bench), Tia Savea (DT), Bill Norton (DT), Jay'Vion Cole (DB), Jermaine Lole (DT), Velton Gardner (RB; now with one eye) Very gruntled 2023 portal - Adonai Mitchell (X), Gavin Holmes (DB), Jalen Catalon (S), Trill Carter (DT; pussy), Ryan Sanborn (punter, pussy slayer) Eh. Mitchell was phenomenal, Catalon could have been, and Sanborn will marry above his league; otherwise this portal class is shit. 2022 portal - Quinn Ewers (QB; Porn orgy attendee), Isaiah Neyor (not sure, he was always hurt, but we'll say X), Jaleel Billingsly (TE; bench), Agiye Hall (retard), Ryan Watts (DB), Tucker-Dorsey (LB), Tarique Milton (slot)
  6. Stewart will never play CFB. He has priorities with childcare now. I wanted to add an edit to this- I really, really hope he finds a way to get his love for the sport back and balance kid(s) with football, but he doesn't love the game. And that's fine, because I understand that. Lots of players on teams all across CFB have kids and do just fine, but it's what's inside your mind and heart if he wants that. I remember Adonai Mitchell being a doting father, and he's in the league, but he wants better for his family, himself, and his kid. Not all athletes are like that, or at least to that extent. If Rickey doesn't want to play football, I hope at the very least he goes back to school for the education and an opportunity to make his family's life easier.
  7. Honestly, I probably know her depending on CTJ's age. If she's in the age gap between 35-45, I probably know her.
  8. At least I want to believe had it started then (or earlier) wrinkles would have been ironed out by this point.
  9. He's not going to want to wait when he does get here. It's how it is now. Recruiting is no longer fun anymore when you know most of your freshman will want to portal because God forbid they wait for their turn.
  10. Good. He, Coleman, Lockett, and Mosley will be formidable.
  11. He's locked in arms with Baxter chopping it up with Javonte Barnes via text.
  12. Love the name, but he's a portal risk. He's not Justus Terry with that size and weight right now and is willing to wait a year to get PT. Pass.
  13. When they say "close to 7 figures," does that mean $500k or $700k? Cause they ain't paying a dude who can't play right now $800k-$900k. That's just internet dumbassery. Just like Cam Coleman got $7 million to come to tu. K.
  14. No relation.
  15. I agree, but that crap he pulled with their filming dept rubs me the wrong way. It shows his true character. I don't care how talented he is, unless Jesus came down and told him to stfu and apologize to Colorado and admit his mistake, he's a cancer, imo. I get we need linemen, but, and I mean this in the most disrespectful way, he can fuck off somewhere else.
  16. Even numbers fail them. It was actually 13
  17. Time for Bijan to take his talents to Tampa. Or Philly. Or KC.
  18. I don't after the shit he pulled. That's a massive red flag.
  19. 7* with Nick Saban 2003 (LSU); 2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020 (Bama) Kirby (what a beta name for an elementary school kid, or a mentally handicapped person) 2021, 2022 (Georgia) won the NC with dem bags. Four years ain't cutting it. He ain't Nick Saban, he's Dabo Swinney at the moment. Hardly unreachable. In summary, Kirby, even with the portal and NIL continues to fail even with that defense. It's been four years and you can't even make a title game or semis since that time? The last time was 2022 with his bag-o-cash. 2023? Nope. 2024? Nope. Lost in the quarters to Ole Miss without a HC. NIL and the portal have brought him to his knees and made him weep. No more NC's for you.
  20. Connor Beck is an outlier. There are currently 1.2 million guys that will be poor and waiting on that phone call from Texas, Bama, Georgia, Tenn, Miami, tOSU, etc. Poor kids jk Fuck dem kids
  21. Well, at least our junior day will be littered with current three-star kids who will probably get a bump.
  22. I should invest in vasoline, because spit isn't getting it done.
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