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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. I’m starting to think this Stanford pitcher might be pretty good.
  2. That’s it I’m moving to Miami
  3. This show got consistently worse after the first season when Bill Lawrence left.
  4. Calling my shot: house impeaches, Patrick tells Paxton he’ll have the Senate convict, Paxton resigns, Abbot appoints Patrick’s goober son to AG in exchange for not putting Paxton on trial.
  5. Stupid fucking hillbillies trying to be cute and pitch their Friday starter today just to get one win. Fucking loser shit.
  6. It would be hilarious for this stupid team to win the big 12.
  7. Look, I’m glad he’s dead, but Hitler would fuckin love this guy.
  8. A bunch of you have shitty jobs.
  9. Holy shit an Urban Meyer NFL defender. I didn’t know you people even existed.
  10. So we basically have one commit in 2024. At this rate we’re going to end up with a 10 man class. I think it’s time to start panicking.
  11. Casey Thompson is going to get Tom Herman fired twice.
  12. If I’m Murphy I would have sex with college girls.
  13. Tarp has fucking had it
  14. Casey Thompson is a super hero and his power is getting head coaches fired.
  15. I’ll drop $100 worth of Lupe fajitas on your wife.
  16. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The bat boys could hit one out today.
  17. It’s not a warning. I love Lupe. I’ll pay $100 a pound for those fajitas.
  18. The fact that Leon is probably tweeting from Saskatchewan makes me happy. https://www.riderville.com/players/leon-o-neal-jr/167611/
  19. Good to see that everyone recognizes the dominance of Lupe Tortilla. The only thing better than their fajitas is the mildly racist restaurant decor. Add in a filthy playground full of feral children and you’ve got the best restaurant in town.
  20. I for one never doubted him. From an AZ scrub nobody ever heard of to winning the Doak Walker award and probably a first rounder.
  21. Baylor is fucking terrible.
  22. U Chicago is a better school than UT, however every U Chicago lawyer I know is a fucking weirdo.
  23. Who is in charge of recruiting trips. We need to make sure Bear gets some picnic baskets when he visits. Full of money.
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