Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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2023 Spring Game Thread of Hype and Doom
Agreed. I didn’t serve 3 months in the Coast Guard reserves to have some retard besmirch the good name of a naval vessel.
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2023 Spring Game Thread of Hype and Doom
Murphy reminds me of Joe Milton.
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Texas @ Baylor: Series Thread
What is really amazing is how many great defensive short stops we’ve had in the last 20 plus years. I honestly can’t remember the last below average on d shortstop we’ve had.
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Abbott being Abbott
My favorite meat is hotdog.
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Ted Lasso (Apple+)
This show is now just about Jason Sudeikis getting a divorce and going crazy in real life.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
I used to walk 15 miles uphill both ways just to get a copy of the Statesman’s fab 55. If a player wasn’t on that list no one knew their name until the first game when it was on their jersey.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Fuck, marry, kill: BJ, Roy, Sloan.
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Cash App founder stabbed to death in San Francisco
I assume he got mugged but didn’t have any actual cash and tried to pay them with the Cash app but the mugger only had Venmo so he stabbed him.
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Texas @ Texas A&M - SEC Network
More like Jack O’Sucks
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2023 Houston mayoral election
Well looks like SJL is gonna be the new mayor.
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What would it take for Rodney Terry to earn the job?
If we beat Miami Del Conte should make Terry the head football coach too.
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Big Bend - Alpine - Marfa - Fort Davis
Only stuck on the ground for about a day
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
God dammit I’m starting to talk myself into this. Worthy-Whittington-Mitchell-Sanders is a filthy lineup. Toss in Cook for some gadget shit or screens and Neyor is still there as a backup big WR and who knows maybe he’s better than Mitchell. By game 5 we’ll somehow be starting a 5’9 walk on.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Fucking football board
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What would it take for Rodney Terry to earn the job?
I think the Patrino talk is a bit premature.
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What would it take for Rodney Terry to earn the job?
How. Many. Degrees. Do. You. Have.
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What would it take for Rodney Terry to earn the job?
Rodney Terry is not head coach material. Defensive coordinator, sure, but not head coach.
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Bourbon
Well I got me a $100 turd then.
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Bourbon
I’m not a big bourbon knower guy but I like it. I’m also very wealthy and successful so I don’t care if I overpaid.
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Bourbon
Bought one of these, what is an acceptable price to pay because I’m 90% sure I overpaid.
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Child labor in the US. (It still happens.)
You got a kid that wants to work, I’ve got an understaffed meat processing plant, let’s talk.
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Bourbon
So some douchebag in an ascot is why I can’t buy decent bourbon at my local liquor store? I hate this god damn country.
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Bing AI dreams of creating a deadly virus and stealing the nuclear codes
Swam was the original AI chat bot they shut down because it was too racist.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
We need to set up an NIL deal with Union Pacific and lock down the autism kid.
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