Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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2025 S Jonah Williams
I’d probably dress up like a woman and piss on the candy at CVS.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Sanchez is the best prospect and person in Texas since Tunmise.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Assuming Wisner doesn’t go pro, will there be enough NIL money for him and Arch next year? If we only have the cash for one I’m not sure who I would pick.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
$5 says Weigman plays for Oregon next year.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Can everyone stop what they are doing and go find a video of Weigman talking. I had never heard him speak before and I’ll just say I did not expect him to sound like that. I mean I try not to associate with people from Cypress so I’m no expert, but I did not expect that, um, dialect from a Cypress white guy.
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freshman edge Colin Simmons off to a great start
I just imagined meeting him at IKEA and he looked amazing.
- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
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[Adjacent to Gameday] Texas @ The Big House - A Blue Blood Party by Surly Horns
I was the cool guy in a leather jacket at the tailgate who everyone wanted to be friends with.
- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
First off, you should not be allowed the user name Dangle. Lieutenant Dangle would absolutely fat shame the hog governor with a bitchy remark. Second, the joke is funny because the fucking actress looks like the hog lady. It is not “political” in any actual way. Oh my god the old man in the Six Flags commercial looks like Ed Markey ha ha who fucking cares. Third, shut the fuck up you whiny fucking baby.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Connor Weigmann you bitch ass pussy. I said you were good in front of everyone.
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2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
I can’t make it but I’m still going to bitch about it.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
I think what Klein does will be very interesting. He’s a good OC but has always called an offense with a running threat QB. If he tries that shit with Weigmann he’s an idiot, dude is made of glass. I don’t think he’s an idiot so I doubt he’s calling QB power, but he’s never put together an offense with a pocket passer, so who knows what it will look like. Combine a good QB that you shouldn’t calling run plays for with an offense completely lacking in skill talent and Klein has his work cut out for him. I think the D will be fine because Elko can coach. His defenses saved Jimbo’s ass for years so he could add 75 more pages to his playbook.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
There are 5 ORs for their starting CBs. Talk about depth.
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NDA newbie question
Tell me what the device and market is and I'll let you know.
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Welcome to Costco .....
The stores are too crowded but with the 2 day free delivery you barely need to go to the store anymore, at least for essentials. I have no idea how they make money free shipping me 100 pounds of bottled water.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I didn't know you were black.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Let’s get back on topic, what’s the best chicken fried steak in Comstock?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Racist
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Is there any consensus on what position or side of the ball Terry will play?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
What a bunch of trash. They didn’t even have the decency to go work at the refineries like my family. Then they could drive their new, $0 down, 120 month note King Ranch F-150 to College Station.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Isn’t Williams the guy everyone on this board thought was soft and overrated like a month ago? He’s obviously a take based on the aggy tears alone though.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Jesus fuck Brooks is giantic. God bless you Flood you chubby chasing son of a bitch.
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Who gives a shit about the game, I gotta get me some fucking cotton.