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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. I’d probably dress up like a woman and piss on the candy at CVS.
  2. Sanchez is the best prospect and person in Texas since Tunmise.
  3. Assuming Wisner doesn’t go pro, will there be enough NIL money for him and Arch next year? If we only have the cash for one I’m not sure who I would pick.
  4. $5 says Weigman plays for Oregon next year.
  5. Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different.
  6. Can everyone stop what they are doing and go find a video of Weigman talking. I had never heard him speak before and I’ll just say I did not expect him to sound like that. I mean I try not to associate with people from Cypress so I’m no expert, but I did not expect that, um, dialect from a Cypress white guy.
  7. I just imagined meeting him at IKEA and he looked amazing.
  8. I was the cool guy in a leather jacket at the tailgate who everyone wanted to be friends with.
  9. First off, you should not be allowed the user name Dangle. Lieutenant Dangle would absolutely fat shame the hog governor with a bitchy remark. Second, the joke is funny because the fucking actress looks like the hog lady. It is not “political” in any actual way. Oh my god the old man in the Six Flags commercial looks like Ed Markey ha ha who fucking cares. Third, shut the fuck up you whiny fucking baby.
  10. Connor Weigmann you bitch ass pussy. I said you were good in front of everyone.
  11. I can’t make it but I’m still going to bitch about it.
  12. I think what Klein does will be very interesting. He’s a good OC but has always called an offense with a running threat QB. If he tries that shit with Weigmann he’s an idiot, dude is made of glass. I don’t think he’s an idiot so I doubt he’s calling QB power, but he’s never put together an offense with a pocket passer, so who knows what it will look like. Combine a good QB that you shouldn’t calling run plays for with an offense completely lacking in skill talent and Klein has his work cut out for him. I think the D will be fine because Elko can coach. His defenses saved Jimbo’s ass for years so he could add 75 more pages to his playbook.
  13. There are 5 ORs for their starting CBs. Talk about depth.
  14. Tell me what the device and market is and I'll let you know.
  15. The stores are too crowded but with the 2 day free delivery you barely need to go to the store anymore, at least for essentials. I have no idea how they make money free shipping me 100 pounds of bottled water.
  16. I didn't know you were black.
  17. Let’s get back on topic, what’s the best chicken fried steak in Comstock?
  18. Is there any consensus on what position or side of the ball Terry will play?
  19. What a bunch of trash. They didn’t even have the decency to go work at the refineries like my family. Then they could drive their new, $0 down, 120 month note King Ranch F-150 to College Station.
  20. Isn’t Williams the guy everyone on this board thought was soft and overrated like a month ago? He’s obviously a take based on the aggy tears alone though.
  21. Jesus fuck Brooks is giantic. God bless you Flood you chubby chasing son of a bitch.
  22. Who gives a shit about the game, I gotta get me some fucking cotton.
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