Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
My dudes…you know that 150% of republicans will be bit just fine with all of the allegations against Trump, they’ll actually find a way to rationalize that they’re good. After all, don’t you WANT a virile alpha male leading us? Also, when there are multiple independent allegations and pieces of evidence that all tell similar stories…that thing happened. I recall MANY years ago reading some investigation files about an individual. Four separate accounts. All of them had a similar detail. Four accounts, independent, with unique and identical facts? Yeah. Dude did why he was accused of. My dudes. Trump did what he is accused of.
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2026 Midterms ...
Oh….I see you got the brochure for Brisketexan’s Freedomeaglegunjesuspatriot Academy of America. If you are a true American first Patriot, sign that $8k over ASAP so we can educate your kid right.* * fully remote leaning using all-AI teaching modules. And maybe a bunch of Elon Twitter posts.
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ICE activity/raids
Huh. Spent the last week or so with all the MAGATS telling us “just comply and you won’t get hurt!” Dude puts his hands up…as ordered…and gets hit in the face with a weapon. It’s not about law and order. It’s about brutal violence, unrestrained by any laws. ICE is a terrorist organization. And for real, someone could have shot that ICE agent and would have a damned good “was acting intense of others” defense. They’re gonna keep pulling that shit, and eventually, someone WILL pop one of them. And it will be legally justified. Fucking idiots.
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Evangelical Christians
Yep. Damned good follow. Just wrapped up a church chili cookoff. I reminded the crowd that not only is chili the official state dish of Texas, but also that it wouldn’t exist without the intersection of cultures and people. Chile peppers are a new world plant, mixed with beef brought by the Europeans. Chili is a Nahuatl word, a Texas-Mexican dish, and an American treasure. And every time we sit down to eat a bowl, we do so at the Lord’s table, with all of His people. Christianity isn’t hard to understand at all. It’s rather clear and simple. It’s kinda hard to follow…especially if you are dead-set on being a complete dick.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Oh my sweet summer child. Within the week, they’ll find one of several OT references to young brides, and will be arguing “AKSHULLY….it’s God’s will that powerful men own young girls.” And “our leaders SHOULD be the kind of alpha men who take what they want.” There’s no evil that they won’t just excuse, but turn into a virtue. That mainstream American Christianity has casually turned into an evil death cult is…chef’s kiss perfect. Literally all the shit that Jesus (you know…the guy who made the faith “Christianity”) expressly warned against. It’s really too perfect. In the interest of being cruel to tha gayz and foreigners….there is no evil that they won’t excuse or embrace. None. The regime could start ritual blood sacrifices of children on the national mall, and we’d get “AKSHULLY…Abraham had his own son under the knife! So Trump’s just bein’ biblical!”
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
"The ratio." Fantastic.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Yeah....at their "level," it ain't about the sex. It's about the power, and how far you can take it. They long ago passed the point where "I have so much money, I can keep 10 of the most gorgeous and engaging women in the world - who happen to be call girls - on retainer" is enough. They need more. Power, perversion, abuse. Chasing the next "higher high." Absolute power leads to absolute depravity. It's kinda universal. Shit, it's all the shit you read about he power structure in Rome thousands of years ago. Nothing changes.
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Surly kids who can't get into UT
So, on more modest goals, we're working with our sorta-foster refugee kid. He's a soccer player, and we're working on getting him to be the first member of his family (ever) to go to college. Keeping it realistic, and importantly, affordable. Working on packages at Incarnate Word, and at Huston Tillotson. We really want him to live on campus (we think it would be really good for him), but have to get some more scholarships lined up to make that happen. We'll help him out some (I mean....we didn't sign up for this, or budget for putting a third kid through college, but fuck....here we are), but really need his aid package to do the heavy lifting. He's got a spot on the HT team (the coach is a top-notch dude, truly), so that would be great. He has a preferred walk-on spot at UIW as well. The important thing is....getting him somewhere, and getting that piece of paper without being burdened by too much debt. No matter where they're going, it's getting them across the finish line that matters. So, good luck and congratulations to all of y'all who are getting some things figured out. It's an interesting time.
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Epstein and Maxwell
Here's the thing: my instincts tell me that 75% of what's in there is flat-out untrue, or very embellished. But here's the other thing: if even 25% of the stuff in there IS true.....the proper solution is a cleansing fire at 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Jesus tapdancing Christ.
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Epstein and Maxwell
Because when you're one of these guys, it's so much hotter when she's not a voluntary high-end call girl, but instead a kidapping/trafficking victim forced into sex against her will. Don't you libtards get it? That's what alpha males do, and we need to go FULL ALPHA. Shit, we don't want leadership that's NOT manly enough to enslave women for sex!
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2021 - Is inflation finally back in the conversation?
My main opinion is that "warsh" is how a lotta the country/southern people I know get their clothes clean.
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2026 Midterms ...
GodDAMMIT you know how much I hate to agree with you. This shit is hot garbage. It's impressive, actually, how the Dems find different ways to run utterly shittastic senate campaigns. Hey, maybe they could blend the various shittastic styles, and Talarico could tell us all about his experiences playing football at Baylor!
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2026 Celebrity Death Watch Pool
Let's also not overlook the fact that she was pretty cute in her early days for sure: But truly, her comic timing and cadence were just spectacularly. F this news.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
- CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
FIF reality. We may not LIKE that reality, but that is indeed the rule now. Has been for a while (see Abbott pardoning a convicted murderer because he played for the right team, and killed a member of the politically disfavored crowd). So, I think the point that is being reflected is that objective standards of "murder" are dead and buried. That's not the way we should want it to be. But it's the way it is.- Epstein and Maxwell
"Champagne wishes! Caviar dreams! And choking out underage girls!" I can see why he refined that tagline.- 2026 Celebrity Death Watch Pool
Watched the John Candy documentary, and every single glimpse of her from old skits and such was brilliant. She was perfection.- Trump’s America
This universe is a pile of shitfuck. - CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
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