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Brisketexan

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  1. Yall should listen to Bozo. He knows sucking cock for candy.
  2. We were at Bunker Hill this summer (like, the actual Bunker Hill). Saw these signs at multiple homes in the area. These are folks who know patriotism and what it is to say fuck kings. Ordered several, got both in our yard right now. Yeah. They’re just signs. But we have neighbors. With kids. They need to see, and know. Everywhere people go, they need to see and know. We the fucking people. We are the sovereign. We are a 1776 people.
  3. This. If you think we get out of this without a shooting war, you haven't been paying any attention.
  4. You have my respect and admiration for your fine choices.
  5. The solution is simple: treat them as too separate dishes. Fries should be individual and crispy. Smothered fries should be covered in goodness and eaten with a fork. There, done, everybody's happy. Esp. me, if I could get a bowl of montreal smoked meat poutine, which I got every time I visited my daughter in college.
  6. The "fiat" at issue is "the full faith and credit of the United States Government." That....is an actual thing. That constitutes the world's largest economy, with aircraft carriers, and physical land, etc. Can a fiat currency collapse? Of course. Could the dollar collapse? Of course. If that happens, meaning "the full faith and credit of the United States" went "poof!", would we have MUCH bigger problems than the dollar? YEP. You either own something physical (real estate, a gold coin), or you own a fiat currency. I lean towards a "fiat" that is "the full faith and credit of the entire United States government." Others like a "fiat" that is "bros talking about how it's an unbreakable code, and I needed untold computing power to 'mine' the coin by solving an equation." Sorry, bros. Crypto isn't tied to anything other than a collective "greater fool" pool that has decided that it has value. I'll stick with currencies tied to actual governments of actual physical nations. Some of which have a better track record than others (your risk is low if you have GB pounds or US dollars....it is much higher if you put it in Zimbabwean dollars). Nobody is saying that you can't make money on a speculative "asset" that is based on bro vibes. You surely can. You're just playing in a high risk pool. And it may be high reward....until the music stops. Lotta folks got stuck holding a buncha tulip bulbs when the music stopped. Even a physical asset can crash when its value is based on vibes.
  7. It's this. The most "religious," "bible-believing Christians" in the world.....are slavishly devoted to a fucking open goddamned racist piece of shit. A Dem letting his tire drift onto the shoulder? He's a menace, I can NEVER vote for him. Trump, crashing the car into every car along the way, screaming "I'll fucking run you all over!".....they have no problem. Or, they do a hand-wave and say "nobody's perfect"....a millisecond after they disqualify the Dem for going 1 millimeter onto the shoulder. This county is irredeemable. We are headed for horrors, and we fucking deserve it.
  8. I am presently sorting through a 40 page, complex contract that the parties, in their drafting, royally fucked up some years ago. They didn't consider some important elements of the law (that are arcane and rarely apply, but apply here). They didn't consider how some of these elements play together in ways that are far from obvious. Shit, the contract looks like something drafted with the help of AI (although it predates such things), leading to it being fucked up. Or I'm wrestling with a jury charge sometimes, and how HUMANS will perceive some language, based on my knowledge of the case facts as a whole, and how each witness presents. That's not something AI does today for shit, or will ever be able to do. Will AI replace a good number of tasks in the legal world? Sure. But of the many things about AI that worry me, replacing lawyers - where our job requires an incredible amount of nuance and grappling with necessary uncertainty -- is not really one of them. Maybe the number of "assembly line" lawyers in some limited fields goes down. But truly, what I'm doing today could not be handled by AI.
  9. I'm pretty sure that a slap on the ass followed by a "now go out there and do fascist shit!" is plenty of training for the job as it currently exists.
  10. Oh, and the Trumpkins will never, ever, ever admit they were wrong. They are too fragile to do so. To admit they were wrong in trusting a lying con-man would be to take away the only worth they feel they have as humans. They are in this ALL the way, to the bitter end. Which is going to cost all of us dearly. Maybe our entire country, and civilization, all because they are fragile-egoed little manlets... Smart people got off the train. And plenty of folks have, over the years. But now, the people still on board.....they are going to take it all the way to its natural end....taking us all with it....
  11. Naah. He'll vote for him because he lies about his principles. They 100% change with presidents. We live in "every accusation is a confession" land. Every thing they said was so horrible about Biden.....Trump has done X10. Shit, they bitched about a "weaponized DOJ," when the DOJ never, ever stated that it serves solely at the whim and direction of the president, which the current DOJ and the admin itself have said in no uncertain terms (seriously, Bessent said today that whether the DOJ prosecutes someone is "up to the president.") And the same goes for....literally every issue. They were concerned about Hunter Biden and corruption and self-dealing....but give ZERO fucks that the POTUS has established an open system of "give the boss a taste" that has enriched him to the tune of $4 billion in JUST ONE FUCKING YEAR. And pedophilia was the most important issue ever....till Trump found his way into the Epstein files 38,000 times (so far...there's still a lot to go), in which case it's no big deal at all. And the list goes on, to infinity. They lie. They voted for Trump, so they LIKE lying. It's their native tongue.
  12. When life hands you a lemon-shaped micropenis....make child sex trafficking-lemonade? I mean, that's not the BEST aphorism.....
  13. Where can we find them? Milquetoast.com? Keepitblandandweak.net? Apologiesinadvance.org?
  14. Yep. Plenty of them are saying "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOT ON OUR WATCH." Which is EXACTLY what good Americans should do when they see fuckery afoot.
  15. I'm just happy that JD Vance's makeup team is getting work across the hemisphere.
  16. Oh, I'd forgotten about the Bad Bunny freakout as well. So add "Americans of hispanic heritage" to the list, in case the "dirty brown folks from the south" wasn't broad enough to capture that. It's a fucking open and proud white supremacy movement. That's all it is.
  17. "Shocking".....to precisely....nobody who has paid any attention to this movement. Every accusation is a confession, exhibit fucking INFINITY.
  18. Just keeping a little bit of a scorecard on how the entire MAGA foundation is white Christian nationalist bullshit and demonization of "others." 1) a central pillar is "immigrants are bad, deport them all!" Mostly aimed at dirty mexicans and other southern brown folks. CHECK. 2) now they all seem to be uniting around "I'm gonna ban Sharia law!," because muslims did 9/11 and October 7th (even though they are just making shit up to oppose). So, add dirty muslims to the list for sure. CHECK. 3) there are multiple organized campaigns to go after all those dirty Indians in North Texas, and the "INDIAN TAKEOVER!" So, gotta get rid of all the Indians, too. CHECK. 4) and of course, can't forget that "trans for everyone" is the greatest threat to America (well, maybe after the mexicans and the mooslems -- hard to rank these things). So, gotta hate the trans. CHECK. The movement is built almost entirely on demonizing anyone and everyone who is not a straight, white, Christian "heritage American" (yes, they use that term). If you defend this admin at all, you SUPPORT a platform of demonizing latinos, muslims, Indians, trans and gay people.....pretty much fucking everyone except lily-white christians. That's the America you want, and are actively working towards. Fuck you, and burn in hell.
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