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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Shut the fuck up
  2. Now that I am an official booster I would like to dictate how my $10 is distributed each month. Helm has a big game, toss him an extra 75 cents. Wiley gets a holding penalty, maybe he’s got to wait until next month to get his $2.50.
  3. Tom Herman has really let himself go.
  4. What if… I complain about both of those things, because they all suck.
  5. This burnt ends deal is awesome. Usually when I give teenagers money I get arrested.
  6. I’m hungover just thinking about those frozen screwdrivers.
  7. We are so fucked. I just checked the roster and we have zero players on defense who will still be on the team in 2028. Huge hole in the roster that Sark needs to fix ASAP.
  8. Well then good luck finding the next Verne Lundquist.
  9. Joke’s on you, it’s just going to be me and Hudson and I’ve already had Covid twice.
  10. I Venmo’d Surly $25,000 for Hudson Card to come to my birthday party and instead they sent Juan Davis to my house when I was out of town and he had sex with my wife.
  11. I want Hudson Card to come to my birthday party. Who do I Venmo to make this happen?
  12. If only Ewers had the same strong character as Tunmise.
  13. All these visits means Stewart is going to be a millionaire by February. Respect.
  14. I think Altria is probably a little bit pissed that their 10 billion plus investment in Juul is now worth 2-3 billion.
  15. The goal should be the complete and total eradication of all crime, including thought crime.
  16. Just saw this thread, I was too busy fighting off a gang of homeless murderers from killing my children in Montrose. Yeah it’s a pain trying to fend off wave after wave of criminal from raping my family, but you can’t beat the commute to downtown. Man, I wish I was smart enough to live 45 minutes away in a former cotton field/swamp surrounded by guys who work at the Verizon store and have used jet skis parked in their driveways.
  17. Look for a law firm that isn’t just a car wreck mill, meaning lots of lawyers handling lots of low value cases that just get processed because you won’t get good value for your claim. Hire a firm that specializes in car wreck cases, not firms that say they handle every single kind of injury case under the sun. Harris vs Montgomery lawyer probably doesn’t matter much.
  18. Lots of terrible advice on this thread. The other drivers insurance company is not going to tender policy limits unless you have massive medical bills and it’s a minimum policy or some shit. They also will not tell you what the policy limits are because they don’t have to. The only time I tell people not to hire a lawyer is when they’re not really that hurt and can get a few grand from the insurance company and be done with it.
  19. You should have gotten run over in Harris county, Montgomery County sucks.
  20. Crazy that the new Florida anti protest laws don’t apply to the Cuban protesters. Also:
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