Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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2023 RB Rueben Owens
- Racism and the Greek System (South & Texas)
Fuck, the chapter president just told me that we need the dues.- Dan Crenshaw
False. He is my congressman and Montrose is awesome.- Racism and the Greek System (South & Texas)
None of you nerds are getting bids.- 2023 RB Rueben Owens
I'll miss you, Black Unicorn.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
What the fuck is this reasonable shit. I want Surly to sponsor many players as possible and make them post here non stop all day while fat middle aged men with anger issues tell them that they suck and post unfounded rumors about their families and character.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Heard he was afraid of the competition here, knew he’d likely be on the bench for the next 4 years.- Austin Super Regional Thread
Needed that strike out of the make a wish kid.- Austin Super Regional Thread
This pitcher will eventually go to jail for Medicare fraud.- Need Lawyer - New Braunfels - Criminal Mischief / Trespassing
ahahahahahahahahaha- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
There is one VERY OBVIOUS way he ends up in this class and if he does we’re going to be unstoppable.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Landing Alexander would be the most important recruiting win since VY.- Austin Regional Thread
lol these Fairfield guys fucking suck- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Don’t want to jump the gun here, but with the new NCAA rules allowing athletes to profit from their endorsements I’ve been having some pretty interesting conversations with a certain shampoo/conditioner company and let’s just say Laramie Pro-V might be hitting the shelves soon.- New Master and Commander announced
Hell yes. Just guys being dudes on the high seas for 2 hours. Just release one of these every 2 years and take my money.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
He smiles with his eyes.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Give me Murphy over Ewers all day long. You can’t teach that kind of arm talent and it really lets Sark open up the playbook. Ohio State is screwed when they’re facing 3rd and 78, but you know Sark will have a 79 yard play dialed up thanks to Murphy. It’s simple math.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I think it’s cool they still let him play in the middle school league.- Big 12 Tournament Thread
Never a doubt.- 2022 RB Jaydon Blue
It seems to me that being the best running back in the country and having enough credits to graduate a year early means that this guy is, at least anecdotally, pretty smart and driven. I was in jazz choir and got unlimited time on all my tests because my parents got divorced and I doubt I could graduate a year early if I tried. He’s gonna retire at 25 with 50 million dollars in the bank and 200 total carries. Hell yes.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
That guy came to my office and sold me a fax machine in 1987.- Houston/Harris County punished by George P Bush for being majority Democratic
I have several black friends.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Sark seems to know his stuff about play calling and film analysis. He’s almost as knowledgeable as Ian Boyd.- The Kush -- Jared Kushner's Rise to Failure
I read an article that the family was talking about suing Kushner and that he wants to settle to avoid the publicity. He invited them to meet at the Saudi consulate in Turkey to hash out a settlement.- 2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
How does this compare to an MBA from Stanford? - Racism and the Greek System (South & Texas)
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