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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. There was a fairly young guy who had a nice few years at Butler. Apparently he's no longer in basketball, but it might be worth seeing if he'd like to be a head coach again. AFAIK he was scandal-free and a decent strategist. As much as I'm leery of taking another midmajor guy, he might be someone to roll the dice on.
  2. South Austin's mom is never hesitant to offer a hand.
  3. we getting to 2000?
  4. He’s kind of like The Highlander that way.
  5. My parents might make it. Any word on whether Abba and The Carpenter will be there?
  6. #neverforget
  7. You will not see the dawn, now that you've revealed ancient truths that should have remained hidden from the minds of men. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
  8. I've seen many carrot-colored cats. A maroon one would be worth looking at, I must say.
  9. Missed the National Championship by that much.
  10. I'm worried we're headed down a slippery slope.
  11. His grandmother's name is Karen.
  12. Appomattox.
  13. Tell him about how you lost your ring. Maybe he'll help you buy a new one.
  14. For an aggy, reach-around is reciprocation.
  15. This guy was never at the center of that band.
  16. Phlegm and I call you Maurice.
  17. The SEC regular season is a meat-grinder that makes a combination of Guadalcanal and a Soviet prison camp look like a trip to Disney World. It's not realistic to expect teams that survive that annual autumnal Hell on Earth to be in any physical or psychological shape to compete after the SEC Championship game. One might as well ask a survivor of the Bataan Death March to run a marathon twice. Honestly, these post-season games are mere sham exhibitions that are devoid of all cosmic meaning and worth.
  18. Domo arigato, Magis Pedanto
  19. Ties rating: very strong
  20. Les Nessman and Mr. Carlson knew that Bald Eagles can fly.
  21. Daddy98 is definitely a jizz jar half-full kind of guy.
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