Everything posted by William Bludworth
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Reminded me of this. Great documentary if you haven't seen it. It's about an extremely dangerous (former) amusement park in NJ. It's hilarious hearing stories from comedians who lived in the state or went there on vacation. That place looked insane af. Many knarly injuries, 14-year old lifeguards, some tragic deaths (unfortunately). The late 70s to 90s wrapped up into one amusement park.
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Uniform Pron
Oh, cool. I do know of a few that have their master's or bachelor's, but it isn't from the Naval Academy, so that's what got me wondering. I guess it got me honestly thinking if a lot of their former players end up as SEALs (tier two group), and then DEVGRU, just because they're so physically fit already. But then again not everyone is a great swimmer, can't handle the cold water, etc. Thanks for the answer!
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yeah, it's fucking weird. I feel like I live in some alternate dimension. Dude drops the N-bomb like it's a regular Tuesday.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
A match made in hell, and I can't wait to watch the collapse in real time. It will be spectacular.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The worst part is, she's very, very successful. She's just the architect of her own collapse and makes literally the worst possible decisions. I don't feel bad for her, at all. She's very attractive, but she is manipulative, self-serving, but outside of her job, she's a fucking moron, and that's as nicely as I can put it. I'm no angel or anything, but I am not a sociopath, whereas she has the diagnosis. It's so strange to look back and realize all the jokes that Sydney and CTJ make about their wives will hide a body, and I'm over here chuckling because they haven't even begun to know what lengths someone like that will go to. I assure them my ex-wife would make their current wives look like the Handmaid's Tale. Her boyfriend truly is a lost cause. It's his own fault, tho. Don't smoke meth for two decades, catch charges for child endangerment, have your kids pop positive for that shit, become a felon. It's truly not that hard to not fuck up. It is what it is. He's infinitesimal to me. Inconsequential. Their well-being outside of our dog, I don't personally give a fuck. And yeah, we have shared custody of our dogs.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Honestly, it really is. It's maddening at times when someone will text me acronyms, while no punctuation is to be found. My ex-wife's new boyfriend is,let's just say he could be a pamphlet model for AIDS/HIV or Hepatitis ABC. Just out of nowhere he starts shit talking, which is fine because I don't care; he doesn't understand how to spell, use words correctly, and punctuation is completely foreign to him. Just long ass run-on sentences that make no sense. That's all I could focus on. That, and he says he rap battles (he's white, so you know the word for white people who talk and act black), but he can't seem to use adult insults. His vocabulary is limited at best. We're talking middle school. All I know is he works minimum wage. Anyway, all I could say to him was "you're in no position to be shit talking anyome with the way your life has turned out." He's a true junkie. Dropped out in like 9th grade, lost his kids, he's a felon, and the list is endless. If he weren't such a dumbass I might feel pity for him. I have a 12-year old niece who writes better.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
I did as well. I worked at Jouneys for like two years. Was a pretty chill job with shitty to no benefits other than I did get 20% off, and we had the most popular shoes that were "in" at the time, and f I'm being honest, just a tad bit overpriced.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
It was hard as shit to get into when I enrolled in 2005. I do just fine with my undergrad and masters. I don't know wtf he's talking about, but everyone I was friends with that I have kept in touch with for all these years are doing extremely well, too.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I had to do it, I'm sorry.. I hate myself more than you do at this moment. I'm "that guy," and no one wants that title.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- Texas Roster 2026
- Texas Roster 2026
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Dude legit looked 25 in HS lol.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Did it say what it was? Maybe his throwing arm?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Mark my words—If we lose to any of Flroida, Tennessee, Miss St, Arky, Mizzou, ou, or aggy, I will personally commit arson and set fire to my neighbors house. I hate them so fucking much. Their daughter is sweet (she's like 12 or some shit. I don't know how to gauge kids ages. She could be 8, I don't know), and I like their dogs, and I'll save those three, but the parents, I hope will be in their bed sleeping. They refuse to allow them to play with mine (by play I mean talk to one another since they can only see through a hole the size of a quarter dollar). A 16-year old Pomeranian and a 12-year old retriever. Every fucking week if feels like one of those two miserable motherfuckers knocks on my door and ask why my dogs keep barking. So I tell them, for the 50th time since they moved in next door—because that's how they communicate and talk, Archimedes. They go out for their last potty break at 9:30 or 10pm. I hate them as much as I hate mayonnaise, miracle whip, and cole slaw. They made the list. Thank you for reading my Ted Talk.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think the worst part about being a Texas fan is we always have good players (for the most part), yet we always have a coach who is either stupid, narcassistic and loves drugs, a smiley glad-handing 'gosh darn it. Gee whiz' idiot, or one that loves alcohol; yet every single year we always say we're gonna win it with these players in spite of incompetence driving the vehicle. It is fucking maddening. Anyway...we're winning it this year, in spite of a narcassistic, moronic, alcohol loving idiot calling plays, and his pet, special needs idiot OL corch best friend at the wheel, and a stripper loving, pet monkey spanking ST corch along for the ride, since I don't even believe he knows what his job is. Maddening incompetence. At least we have a fucking defense with some actual great coaches to help us out.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Oh, so you're just going to ignore Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana? How dare you, sir.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yeah, don't watch it. It says he was 16 when it was happening, and I believe it went on for over a year or so.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I mean, that's fine. I'm not going to high-five simply because your buddy scored with an older woman. We shouldn't just turn our heads and eyes away simply because it's a woman. Molestation is still molestation. Just because it's woman doesn't make it better. We all rally and mob when men do it to girls, but it's ok for women to do it to a 16-year old? His brain is still growing and learning. He's still a kid.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
True. Everybody knows if a woman molest a guy she's just pegging him. It's science.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
1990, I believe? He began the show at 15 when they remade it from the Disney channel show Good Morning Miss Bliss, which was canceled in 1989, and Saved By the Bell also aired in 1989. So it had to be 1990, since he was 15 going on 16 between 89-90 Edit: I believe this is the video I saw it on.- Texas Roster 2026
I don't remember the exact words, just something salty. He should be infinitesimal to anyone on this board. We will never see or hear his name again, unless you or anyone else plans on watching Arky St. I'm sure plenty of others here can remember. It was on Jagger's Instagram announcement where he commented.- Texas Roster 2026
- Indiana Football (WTF is a "Hoosier?)
NGL, I want that sweater. It's got that old school cool vintage vibe, and I love shit like that.
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